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Epic-Tier Anything Sucks

November 29, 2011 by Vanir

There’s been a lot of talk around here lately about epic tier games in 4e (and how it isn’t very much fun, and how we’d all rather have our ever-regenerating livers torn out each morning by eagles than play characters over level 20). I haven’t had any experience with epic tier play in 4e yet, but from the sound of it I cannot wait. I have, however, dabbled in the cosmos-shaking power of epic level characters in previous editions. It sucked too. Let me tell you about it.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: aphrodite, beavis, cronos, fire, jupiter, kronos, liver, mythology, o noes icarus, prometheus, venus, zeus

Redesigning the Epic Tier

November 28, 2011 by Dave

Both Sly Flourish and I have talked a lot lately about the issues we’ve run into at epic levels in D&D. While there are certainly rules issues, I believe fixing them all would take up a lot more than single column. However, I do have some ideas on alternate ways to restructure how the campaign […]

Filed Under: Critical Threats, Editorial, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, campaign planning, DM advice, epic, epic tier

Chatty’s Dream Design Project: An Interactive Primer-RPG

November 23, 2011 by The Chatty DM

In which Chatty posts something that’s less than 500 words about what his dream game design project would be like. Hop right in and discuss!

Filed Under: Geek Stuff, Musings of the Chatty DM, Newest Critical Hits, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: game design, gaming with children, Gaming with Kids, iPad, lady blackbird, Tablet PCs

Meat, Food, Snacks, Mjölnir

November 22, 2011 by Vanir

Last week, my preschooler son Sam came home with his very first homework assignment. The task was simple and seasonally festive: he was to sit down with me and his mom and talk about the things he was thankful for in his life, then we’d all make a poster together that involved those things. Having a child of mine respond with “meat”, “food”, and “snacks” was not a real surprise — but this nerd-papa nearly burst at the seams with pride when he said he was thankful for “thunder” and “Mjölnir”. At the end, he summarized everything by saying, “my life is cool city”. I couldn’t disagree. It also made me take stock in what I’m thankful for. I don’t have a preschool class to turn my homework in, so I guess you guys will have to do.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: blogosphere, dave the game, dave the refrigerator perry, family, football, giving, giving thanks, grateful, l-tryptophan, thanks, thanksgiving, turkeys

Teach Kids to Game: Nico and Rory’s Stories

November 18, 2011 by The Chatty DM

In which Chatty revisits most of his “Playing with Children” posts and represents them in anthology form to celebrate “Teach Kids to Game” week.

Filed Under: Featured, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: Bedtime roleplaying, D&D, Dungeons and Dragons, gaming with children, Gaming with Kids, Teaching RPGs

D&D Zombie Apocalypse, Part 2: The What Ifs

November 17, 2011 by The Chatty DM

In which Chatty asks a series of questions about the why and the how of a zombie apocalype in a fantasy world and comes up with solid ideas for campaign plots.

Filed Under: Featured, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: D&D, d&d 4e, Mini-Campaign, nycc, setting

If The Dungeon Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy

November 15, 2011 by Vanir

I’ll admit it: I’d been dreading running last week’s D&D game. It had been over a month since we played, and my trepidation was as much laziness as it was not wanting to dungeon crawl. I’d imagine it was much more my fault than the dungeon module we were running, but I’d somehow managed to suck all the fun out of the game for me. That’s the last thing you want running through the DM’s mind in any group — sooner or later things start to suck for everybody else. A few months later, the group breaks up and one of your roleplayers goes to prison for stabbing a minmaxer. I knew I had to do something. But what?

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: bob vila, change, communication, DIY, DM, dm tips, fishmen, group, martyrdom, mass extinction via fireball, maws, orcs, selfishness

The Harsh Lessons Of The Starfish Man

November 8, 2011 by Vanir

Once upon a time, back in high school, I had one of the most epic dreams of my career. In it, an evil man wearing a starfish mask and his army of dwarves had invaded my grandmother’s back yard and were kidnapping my best friend’s dad. A decade later, I based a campaign on this idea, and discovered the true meaning of Christmas. And by Christmas, I mean PAIN. Read on to know how my discovery can make your campaign better. Or something.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: bad jokes, DM, dm tips, dungeon master, dungeon master tips, Dwarves, failbarge, failboat, failtaco, failwalrus, gorilla aggression, mutated corn, piers anthony, piers anthony is ashamed of your subpar puns, point of failure, puns, roleplaying, servant leadership, sprinkles, starfish man

Infinite Possibilities, Itty-Bitty Comfort Zone

November 1, 2011 by Vanir

My nerdcation to Washington DC last month opened my eyes to a lot of things. These included crab chips and secret ginger candies that stop motion sickness. Mostly, it was the exposure to open-form roleplaying games that has been taking up most of my free processor cycles. Despite being the guy in our group that would cheerfully handwave every combat in favor of having an all-roleplay session, I find myself flummoxed when faced with the infinite possibilities of a game like Fiasco. I have a lot of fun when it works, and nobody has fun when it doesn’t.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: ab-hiri roach, bully pulpit, fiasco, improv, improvisational, microscope, roleplaying, theatre

D&D Zombie Apocalypse, Part 1: Genesis

October 27, 2011 by The Chatty DM

In which Chatty tells the story of a great 100% made up on the spot D&D 4e game he ran for new players at the New York ComicCon. Be careful, it contains zombies and wolves.

Filed Under: Featured, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games, Tropes Tagged With: D&D, d&d 4e, Mini-Campaign, nycc, setting

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