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The Statistical Truth* About Gender And Racial Stat Modifiers

February 14, 2012 by Vanir

Racial and Gender stat modifiers have been a part of many editions of D&D over the years. However, the evidence* clearly shows how inaccurate* these rules are*. Read on to discover the shocking truth* behind everything you’ve ever known*.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: dwarf, gender, half-elf, half-orc, Human, race, stat modifiers

Chatty’s Fort Wayne Adventures: Tales from the Elemental Chaos, Part 1

February 10, 2012 by The Chatty DM

In which Chatty starts spinning his first of many tales about the games he played over at the Dungeon and Dragons Experience 2 provinces and 5 states away from home.

Filed Under: Actual Play, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: D&D, d&d 4e, dragon magazine, dungeon magazine, Level 0, Level 0 characters, Temple of the Weeping Goddess

Keep Calm And WIS Check (DC 22)

February 9, 2012 by Vanir

Remember a couple weeks ago when nobody knew anything at all about the new D&D? Then came DDXP, and a couple things happened. One, a playtest that lots of people took part in and nobody can talk about due to NDAs. Two, a series of seminars that were very light on details and heavy on […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 5e, angry people, Blogger, D&D next, D&DXP, dnd next, edition wars, flame war, Grognard, nda, playtest, secrecy

Exploring D&D at DDXP

February 8, 2012 by Shawn Merwin

More important than the first playtest of the D&D rules at DDXP was the opportunity that participants had to explore what they loved most about the game throughout its history. The first step in this exploration is to figure out what the game is to each of its fans and players.

Filed Under: Editorial, Featured, Know Your Roll, Roleplaying Games

Review: “Alloy of Law”

February 3, 2012 by The Main Event

With the same magic system firmly in place, Sanderson moves out of medieval stasis into a Wild West/ Industrial Revolution era in a novel that smartly extrapolates a world’s progression even if it fails to capture the grand scope of the original.

Filed Under: Pain of Publication, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: alloy of law, mistborn

Dwarven SEAL Team Neutralizes Terrorist DM Threat: Film At 11

January 31, 2012 by Vanir

This year at DDXP, I got to try out running games for complete strangers. Little did I know what I had actually signed on for. Find out how six dwarves can make a grown man weep using only some ingenuity and a sackful of d12s.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: adventuring company, battle interactive, cthulhu, D&DXP, dagon, ddxp 2012, DDXP2012, dndnext, Dwarves, lfr, living forgotten realms, minmax, ring of sympathy

Our D&D Greatest Hits: Advanced Dungeons & Dragons 2nd Edition

January 26, 2012 by Dave

The D&D Greatest Hits series continues with a roundtable look at our fond memories from 2nd edition AD&D.

Filed Under: Editorial, Featured, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 2e, D&D

Pelor’s Peg-Leg Protection Protocol

January 24, 2012 by Vanir

I understand WotC’s apprehension about distributing digital copies of their stuff, and making it easy for people to pirate their products. Let’s face it, though: all the DRM in the world isn’t going to stop it. Not offering legitimate digital copies of their books definitely isn’t going to stop it (right now there’s only one way to get a digital version of a D&D book, and it ain’t legal). So what IS going to stop the piracy of WotC’s intellectual property?

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: amazon, barnes and nobles, bittorrent, digital, ebook, epub, ibooks, iPad, kindle, nook, PDF, piracy, wotc

Pain of Publication: Book Review of “Low Town”

January 20, 2012 by The Main Event

Low Town is a rollicking mash up of two great genres: noir and fantasy. The author skillfully weaves a first person narrative in a way that vibrantly develops the setting into a living, breathing, festering, and foul supporting character unto itself.

Filed Under: Pain of Publication, Reviews, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre

Our D&D Greatest Hits: Chatty’s Advanced Dungeons and Dragons

January 19, 2012 by The Chatty DM

I was very intrigued with Mike Mearls’ vision of creating a “D&D’s Greatest Hits”. It evokes a plethora of images about modular designs and piecemeal “build your own game” elements that inspires the writer and buding game designer in me. This gave me an idea for a series of post here at Critical Hits. I thought it would be interesting if we shared our five DMing Greatest Hits for some or all of the versions of D&D we played as dungeon masters.

Filed Under: Featured, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: AD&D, adnd, D&D, dnd, dndnext, Greatest Hits

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