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Inquisition of the Week: Bosses!

August 28, 2006 by Bartoneus

This week’s question pertains mostly to videogames, but if your brain works in abstract ways yet unknown to mankind, you can most likely relate it to boardgames, tabletop RPG’s, or even a day at work in the office. The question is purposefully left very general, so that you can take it however you like. What […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Inquisition of the Week, Roleplaying Games, Video Games

Finally Some Intelligence

August 25, 2006 by Bartoneus

After yesterday’s post which was later announced to be full of fraudulent material, I felt it necessary to bring everyone up to speed on the ESRB discussions. From the comments on my last post, The Game helpfully pointed out the good Dr. Thompson’s rebuttal which you can see here. It is a very well spoken/written […]

Filed Under: Editorial, News, Video Games

Some Interesting News

August 24, 2006 by Bartoneus

In the last couple weeks some research was released that gave many classic games very violent ratings, in an attempt to prove to a court that the ESRB has not been doing their job.  Since then a lot has been written about it, possibly one of the articles can be found on about.com, which points […]

Filed Under: Movies, News, Video Games

Part 1: Into the Dungeon

August 23, 2006 by Bartoneus

While not exactly a typical day at work for me, any day’s events could be similar to the ones in this comic at their essence. Corridors are traversed, doors opened, oozes groped, and ominous corners turned into. As the title commands, this is the first part of what has already been deemed an epic saga. […]

Filed Under: The Architect DM

An Interesting Study in Gaming

August 17, 2006 by Bartoneus

There is a fantastic article that you need to read about a gamer encouraging his mother to try out the X-Box 360 and various games for the console. It is a rather lengthy read, but the entire thing is definitely worth the time! As is extremely rare in the online news market, this is a […]

Filed Under: Editorial, Video Games

With Naked Eyes

August 16, 2006 by Bartoneus

This week in the news it was released that several photos published by Reuters from a Lebanese photographer were pulled from circulation because they discovered the photos had been editted to depict darker, more dreary images of the destruction happening there and to make certain combat images appear more dramatic. You can find the specifics […]

Filed Under: News, The Architect DM

In the Palm of Your Hand

August 14, 2006 by Bartoneus

Random Monday News Update: Finally human technology has reached an amazing pinnacle, when you can print out your WoW characters in lucious, 3-dimensional full-color! 3d Printers have been around for a few years now, and really they’re absolutely amazing in every sense of the word. From printing out a coffee-mug that actually retains liquids, a […]

Filed Under: News, Video Games

The Seductive Powers of the Beard

August 10, 2006 by Bartoneus

In light of the impending movie, and several videogames in development, the Star Trek franchise seems to still be going strong. A large problem continues to obstruct it from ever reaching everyone in the world, the fact that if you watch Star Trek you must be a really big dork. Certainly she seemed to think […]

Filed Under: Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, The Architect DM

20 Years of Lust

August 9, 2006 by Bartoneus

I will apologize now for the lack of a Random Encounter this week, I’ve been holed up house-sitting for the in-laws since before the weekend. Have no fear, they will be back in a week (or less)! Yet another of Nintendo’s excellent properties has celebrated an anniversary recently, this time it’s Metroid with 20 years […]

Filed Under: News, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games

A Slight Overreaction

August 2, 2006 by Bartoneus

It was in the news a few weeks back that, upon further analysis, there were in fact references to Doom in the notebooks of the two students who were responsible for the Columbine Massacre. The media seemed to accept this as ‘Veritas Lux Mea’ and that this was the final proof needed to complete another […]

Filed Under: Editorial, News, The Architect DM, Video Games

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  • Bartoneus

    Danny works professionally as an architectural designer and serves as managing editor here at CH, which means he shares many of the duties of being an editor but without the fame and recognition. He also writes about RPGs, videogames, movies, and TV. He is married to Sucilaria, and has a personal blog at Incorrect Blitz Input. (Email Danny or follow him on Twitter).

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