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Hollywood Halaster’s All-You-Can-Eat Buffet And Love Fortress

June 4, 2013 by Vanir

It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to play D&D (curse you, real life!), but I have managed to consume many fantastic high-budget entertainment products (featuring stunning pieces of intellectual property) in the meantime. As I write for a gaming blog, this usually leads me to considering the various ways I can (and sometimes do) cause […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: displacer beasts, game of thrones, Movies, pacing, plot holes, romance, sex, TV

Fiasco Friday: Chatty’s Tale of Suburbia, Act 2 and Aftermath

December 6, 2010 by The Chatty DM

In which Chatty concludes his tale of drugs, meaningless sex and violence in an unnamed American suburb. Reader discretion is advised.

Filed Under: Actual Play, Musings of the Chatty DM, Newest Critical Hits, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: Drugs, fiasco, Revenge, sex, tales from suburbia

Fiasco Friday: Chatty’s Tale of Suburbia, Act 1

December 3, 2010 by The Chatty DM

In my quest to play as many different RPGs as I could before settling on new campaigns after the holidays, I finally got to play Fiasco last Friday. Here be the game report, part 1!

Filed Under: Actual Play, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: Drugs, fiasco, Revenge, sex, tales from suburbia

Solving The Sith Problem

September 15, 2010 by Vanir

For hundreds of thousands of years, the Jedi and the Sith have been at war. Billions have lost their lives. I say we can stop this cycle of needless violence without firing a shot.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Movies, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television Tagged With: darth, darth malak, darth maul, darth plagueis, darth revan, darth sidious, darth vader, emotions, george lucas, jedi, jedi sex, jedi yiffing, lightsaber sex, luke skywalker, metal bikini, padme, palpatine, repression, sex, sith, star wars, therapy

Sex, Love, and the Races of the PHB2

April 1, 2009 by guest

In honor of the release of the totally awesome PHB2 and Spring, I decided to write about sex, love, and the races of the PHB2.

Ever wonder what a gnome finds sexy? Or how goliaths deal with friction from rubbing lithoderms? Maybe I’m the only one who thinks about these things…

Filed Under: Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: april fools, geek love, love, PHB2, races, sex

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