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Preschool Christmas Improv Turtles

December 4, 2012 by Vanir

I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I became a dad: I think my son’s Christmas presents are super cool and I can’t wait for him to open them so I can play with them. Don’t worry. I’ll give him a turn if he’s good.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: castle, christmas, dm tips, dragon, imaginext, ogre, Parenting, presents, roleplay

The Island Of Misfit Christmas Article Ideas

December 20, 2011 by Vanir

It was my intention to write a funny Christmas article this week. It didn’t turn out so well. Come on anyway, you’re already here. Ho ho ho and all that.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Featured, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: atari, christmas, hanukkah, happiness, kwanzaa, log, mind flayers, presents, santa, yuletide

The Leg-Lamp of Vecna

December 21, 2010 by Vanir

Read on as I discover the true meaning of Christmas. Does it involve amputation? Setting aside one’s humanity to gain unlimited power? Spinach? Only Santa knows for sure.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Television, Video Games Tagged With: christmas, gaming advocacy, gaming with children, gaming with family, gaming with spouse, gaming with wife, grinch, humbug, omg an xbox, presents, ruined

A Very Gamma Christmas

December 14, 2010 by Vanir

“‘Twas the night before Christmas” / (or so the book said) / not an Ancient was stirring / (because they’re long dead)

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Uncategorized Tagged With: children, christmas, famine in far-go, gamma world, presents, reindeer, santa, santa claus, st. nicholas, tree, twas the night before christmas, xmas

Critical Hits Gift Guide 2008

December 19, 2008 by Dave

This year’s gift guide goes out to all of you last minute shoppers who need to pick up some games and gifts for all the nerds in your life. Many of our suggestions are products we’ve reviewed, so I will link to the review where appropriate.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Comics, Featured, Movies, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, Video Games Tagged With: board games, christmas, gamer, games, gift guide, gift ideas, Movies, presents, videogames

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