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Review: WotC’s “D&D Gaming Enhancer”

April 1, 2015 by Vanir

“D&D Gaming Enhancer”, as the product is labeled, is a viscous green liquid designed to “make gaming better.” Wizards of the Coast has opted to ship one gallon of the substance to every owner of the Player’s Handbook.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Newest Critical Hits, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: april fools, D&D

Golden Oldie – A Marvel Heroic Roleplaying Preview

April 1, 2012 by Vanir

Ever wanted to roleplay Peter Parker’s sweet old Aunt May, except she’s been chosen by Galactus to wield the Power Cosmic in his name? OF COURSE YOU DID.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: april fool, april fools, aunt may, brian patterson, cam banks, d20monkey, dave chalker, golden oldie, marvel, Marvel RPG, mws, phillipe antoine menard, shinygold sexypants

Sex, Love, and the Races of the PHB2

April 1, 2009 by guest

In honor of the release of the totally awesome PHB2 and Spring, I decided to write about sex, love, and the races of the PHB2.

Ever wonder what a gnome finds sexy? Or how goliaths deal with friction from rubbing lithoderms? Maybe I’m the only one who thinks about these things…

Filed Under: Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: april fools, geek love, love, PHB2, races, sex

How To Make Money Online and SEO

April 1, 2008 by Bartoneus

We make tons of money through this blog, I’m not even kidding, we’re filthy stinking rich. You know what? You should be too! It’s actually ridiculously easy to make money online, and as of today we’re one step closer to making even MORE money online, and we’re sharing it with you! The Top 3 Ways […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Featured Tagged With: april fools, Marketing, SEO

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