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Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

November 9, 2005 by DarthCthulhu

In a day that will live in infamy, Idoicy has struck a terrific blow of ignorance to Reason and Intellect. The Kansas State Board of Education voted 6-4 to allow science students in public schools to hear materials critical of evolution in biology classes. That’s bad enough. Hemmoraging these poor kids’ futures for some dumbass […]

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Sony's Comedy of Errors

November 7, 2005 by DarthCthulhu

“If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.” Oh, the Sony mess just keeps getting better and better. Not only does the DRM check up on you to make sure you’re making nice through the use of a Rootkit. Not only can the Sony DRM be used to […]

Filed Under: Editorial, Music, News

Twilight Imperium Review: Smaller, Less Detailed, and More Postive

November 6, 2005 by The Main Event

I bought Twilight Imperium based on my love of big epic games, such as Game of Thrones (also from Fantasy Flight) and a desire to buy a game as a form of escapism from my mind-numbing, short-lived experience in sales hell. I’ve since played it twice, and enjoyed both experiences, but there is something about […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Reviews

The Twilight of the Imperium 3rd Edition: Dave's Derisive Take

November 6, 2005 by Dave

Twilight Imperium 3rd edition was released this year, updating a Fantasy Flight Games classic to adapt some more modern ideas in board gaming. I own the second edition, and played it twice, but it hasn’t really left the shelf in many years, due to time and complexity involved. I have now played the 3rd edition […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Reviews

Big Blizzard is Watching

November 1, 2005 by DarthCthulhu

Those who play World of Warcraft probably know about the little service it runs called The Warden. The Warden is a program that runs statistical analysis on a player’s system to make sure that no cheating programs are being used. What Blizzard failed to mention, of course, was that the program also does some pretty […]

Filed Under: Editorial, News, Video Games

Teamwork (An Umberhulk Riding a Bullette)

November 1, 2005 by Bartoneus

(Edit from the future: this post references an old theme we used, and is entirely based upon a header we had that featured editted images of Umberhulks riding Bullettes…those were the days.  ~Bart) At this point I feel it is necessary to provide an explanation of one of our title blocks for the site. Many […]

Filed Under: Editorial, News, Roleplaying Games

Virus Music – Sony Gets Down With the Sickness

October 31, 2005 by DarthCthulhu

So. Sony has gone to using rootkits as a method of providing Digital Restrictions Management. For those who aren’t aware, here’s a quick rundown on what a rootkit and what DRM is: A root kit is a set of tools used by an intruder after cracking a computer system. These tools can help the attacker […]

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Into the Abyss

October 26, 2005 by DarthCthulhu

I like to think that I’m a pretty mentally with it. I mean, I might freak out if I saw Cthulhu or something, but it still takes a lot to actually shake me. I can look at those terrible medical photos on Snopes and not bat an eye. Horrific visions of apocalyptic scenes don’t faze […]

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Realworld of Warcraft

October 25, 2005 by Bartoneus

I’m sure it seemed to make perfect sense at first, but in practice the idea turned out to bring nothing but the apocalypse. In the development of every Massive Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game people must have thought about it thoroughly. I mean, after all, it IS a game of playing roles. So how could such […]

Filed Under: Editorial, Roleplaying Games, Video Games

My IPod has more features then the Pentagon

October 19, 2005 by Bartoneus

A new era of technology has dawned. Since the introduction of video capability to the IPod, a gateway to darker and more sinister worlds has flung forth. Government scientists have already begun work on a program to allow satellite link-up with this amazing device, literally letting me check out my own ass wherever I go […]

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