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They'll Never Understand

July 25, 2006 by Bartoneus

Nearly word-for-word, this is exactly how it happened. To this day I am uncertain as to what I heard in my friend’s voice that day, but I believe it was along the lines of unbridled terror. A primal fear that these feminine robots might actually have been sent back in time to end his life, […]

Filed Under: The Architect DM, Video Games

Holy crap, it's Neil Gaiman! part 2

June 19, 2006 by Bartoneus

As was mentioned before, a situation such as this is perhaps why it was better that we did not encounter the noble author. Having no real prior template to pull from, I have little doubt in my abilities to say extremely stupid things to very powerful people. Neil Gaiman, being an epic-level Author / Rockstar, […]

Filed Under: Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, The Architect DM

Holy Crap, It's Neil Gaiman!

June 7, 2006 by Bartoneus

Over a week ago, many of us went to Balticon as we tend to do every year. This year was different in many ways, however, not only due to the change in location but also the Guest of Honor. In many of the recent cons the GoH has been, shall I say, obscure. With the […]

Filed Under: Comics, News, The Architect DM

The Complete Package

May 27, 2006 by Bartoneus

Combine stunning good looks, dangerously tight pants, one majorly suave haircut, and control over the best Starfleet ship, and you’ve got the hottest babe magnet this side of the galaxy. What more could you ask for in an individual?

Filed Under: Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, The Architect DM

The Blackest Stigma

May 17, 2006 by Bartoneus

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Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Roleplaying Games, The Architect DM

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