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Olympic Confessions

March 2, 2010 by Vanir

For me, the Olympics have always had a different kind of special significance. For whatever reason, the Olympics get me to give a crap about sports, if only for a couple weeks.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: beaver, bullies, chicago cubs, curling, humans, karate, michael phelps, olympics, orcs, ron cey, swimming, warcraft

Fall Seven Times, Stand Up Eight

March 1, 2010 by The Chatty DM

I find it interesting that I made the exploration of failure in RPGs such an intense interest of mine because I’m currently living with the consequences of failure in my own life right now. Don’t worry, nothing major, but important enough that it may affect “The Plan” if I don’t play my cards more carefully from now on.

Filed Under: Freelance Writing, Musings of the Chatty DM Tagged With: Failure, Real life, The Plan

Ashes to Ashes, Death to Life

February 26, 2010 by guest

Character death. Total Party Kill. These words have long been the bane of DMs and players. DMs face scornful players and upset friends when a beloved character dies, and a possible coup when a TPK comes around. While players see their invested time, work and creation disappear before them with a single roll of the dice. Nobody, DMs and players alike, enjoy the idea of starting again or losing a beloved character within the game. However if death is never an option, if DMs fudge rolls so nobody dies, then the thrill and tension of grand battles can very quickly dissipate and the campaign can grow stale.

Filed Under: Flavour Feast, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: Death, dnd, Healing, pc, Resurrection, TPK

Character Concepts: Dragonborn

February 25, 2010 by Bartoneus

A handful of character concepts and builds for creating an effective and elementally devastating dragonborn. From a Warden/Fighter that spews acid left and right to becoming an all-powerful avatar of the deceased god Io.

Filed Under: Featured, Reviews, Roleplaying Games, The Architect DM Tagged With: 4th Edition, D&D, dnd 4e, dragon born, Dragonborn, Dungeons & Dragons, PHB races, player's handbook, race, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Games

Gears of Ruin: The Phantom Rails, Part 1

February 23, 2010 by The Chatty DM

The one rule I gave myself was “Shape the adventure based on the questions your players ask you” and “When in doubt, ask for a skill check”.

It worked wonderfully. So much so that my first true sandbox dungeon adventure probably felt like a seamless linear adventure narrative to my players who probably thought they were just following the path I had made for them.

Filed Under: Campaign Logs, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, Chatty's 2009-2010 Campaign, Clockwork D&D, Gears of Ruin, Tropes

Will of The Forsaken (WTF for short)

February 23, 2010 by Vanir

There was a full decade of my life when I declared there were two things I’d never play. One was MMO’s. I decided this when a guy I knew quit his job to play Everquest full time and mooch off his girlfriend. The other was collectible card games, because I was astounded at how much money one could drop on them. This decision was made easy to live with by being in college and/or mostly poor. Over the last two years, both of these vows have been broken.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Video Games Tagged With: ccg, collectible card games, kazamonsteelskinftw, mtg, warcraft, world of warcraft, WoW, wow tcg, wowtcg

Friday Chat: Are You Watching the Interweb?

February 18, 2010 by The Chatty DM

In the last few years, as I gravitated to jobs with extremely lenient web access policies (and absent monitoring) and started blogging, I found myself drawn just a bit too much. You know, the kind that makes you spend just a little too long catching up with the Questionable Content archives, or fall for link-baiting to a website that will ruin your life.

Filed Under: Musings of the Chatty DM Tagged With: Friday Chat, Net Addiction, Net Famous, Productivity, Watching TV

What? You want to Sleep here?

February 17, 2010 by The Chatty DM

I don’t like random monsters. On the other hand, the idea of having players sweat for their extended rest could be worth exploring once or twice in a campaign. This is especially true if your group chronically blows their wad of dailies in the first encounter and then just assume they can take an extended rest wherever they please. So, what if you said ‘Yes’ to resting in a dangerous area (like in the middle of a freaking dungeon) but did it with a twist?

Filed Under: Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, Chatty's what if, DM advice, Extended Rest, skill challenges, skill checks, skills

Cooties

February 16, 2010 by Vanir

For some guys, talking to girls is difficult. A look back upon mistakes made, and hopes for the future. Also, boobs get mentioned.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: adolescence, burlap, cinemax, clueless, cooties, dragon age, girls, hitchhiker's guide, mass effect 2, neo-otyugh, red sonja, relationships, space gonorrhea

Gears of Ruin: The Ruiner’s Gambit, Session 1, Part 4

February 14, 2010 by The Chatty DM

The Titan Clank hit by the Avenger’s abjure undead power was eventually bloodied. In a cloud of greasy smoke, it stopped functioning and let out a badly battered undead humanoid made of mismatched stitched parts! It was wearing some sort of military leather harness filled with poisoned knives!

Filed Under: Campaign Logs, Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, Chatty's 2009-2010 Campaign, Gears of Ruin

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