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I Am Not An Atomic Playboy

October 25, 2011 by Vanir

The key to my heart is, well, my heart. I need to have an emotional connection to something or I’ll get bored. That’s why it’s really not a surprise to me that the right music in something that’s otherwise mediocre can win me over, and the right music in something really great can push me into being a rabid fan. I had to watch Star Wars: Episode 1 several times before I was sure it was bad. Stupid John Williams. Read on to find out the secret link between Bejeweled 3 and my secret past! HINT: It’s secret.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Video Games Tagged With: bejeweled, demoscene, future crew, mod, module, mtm, popcap, quarex, skaven, skaven252, tracker, tranzik fx

Pac-Dad Fever

October 18, 2011 by Vanir

I remember playing my very first game of Pac-Man when I was 4 years old. I felt like it lasted a long time, which was pretty weird considering I thought the ghosts were my friends and I was trying to chase them. I’m guessing preschool-me managed to find some loophole in the Pac-Man patterns of old, a premise which sounds awesome and shall thusly be adopted into my official records as being arcade-analogous to baby Hercules strangling the serpents in his crib. Beep beep boop.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: arcade, arcade cabinet, arcade game, berserk, donkey kong, donkey kong jr, emulation, frogger, gorf, joystick, pacman, pooyan, qbert, videogame, zaxxon

Improv Pushups: The Movie

October 17, 2011 by Vanir

Early Monday morning, I bid farewell to one Dave Chalker (who I had been staying with for the week, and who had risen with me to get me to the airport before the coming of the dread Day Star).I came all the way to the East coast for one specific purpose: to game my face off. More specifically, DC Gameday was this weekend, and I wanted to game my face off as close to Congress as I possibly could. Somebody’s got to show those guys how to play nice together, right?

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Featured, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: ascension, cortex, dc game day, dc gameday, fiasco, leverage, microscope, star trek deckbuilding, yogurt

I Was a Manchild at Geek Girl Con

October 11, 2011 by Logan Bonner

The inaugural Geek Girl Con ran last weekend in downtown Seattle, and I was there to check it out. The con focused on female geeks of all stripes. There were panels about gaming, comics, movies, TV, feminism, and gamer culture.

Filed Under: Featured, Minor Quests, News Tagged With: convention report, geek girl con

Review: “Dark Delve”

October 4, 2011 by Vanir

I was checking my email yesterday when I saw a request to review an Xbox indie game called Dark Delve by a fellow named Mark Harvey. He even sent me a code to download it for free! Given our corporate policy to give great reviews to anybody who gives us free stuff, I hope that my immortal soul was worth the $1 cost of the game.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Featured, Reviews, Video Games Tagged With: dark delve, dungeon crawl, eye of the beholder, telengard, ultima, xbla, xbox indie, xbox live

Be Careful What You Wish For

September 27, 2011 by Vanir

We have a new player joining our group, and her character debut is going a little differently than I’d seen before. I’ve seen detailed backstories written. I’ve never seen a player bring a list of demands that must be met if her character is ever to see the light of day. Of course, I accepted her terms. You see, she hadn’t played D&D before, and she never knew about the credo of the Evil DM — “be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!”

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: batman, D&D, demands, dnd, evil, evil dm, gelfling, LOLdemort, magog, pinata, ransom, ransom note, spiderman, tears are delicious, tiger, tiger magog, wolverine

Why I’m Starting to Love Epic 4e D&D

September 22, 2011 by Bartoneus

I started playing and running 4th Edition Dungeons & Dragons right as it was released. I started my current ongoing campaign back then with a party of 1st level characters and now three years later I’ve run over 50 adventures and the party is up to 24th level characters. The campaign has had its share of rough spots and tough times, but overall I’d say it has been an incredibly fun experience and something that I look forward to every other weekend. Dave was also running a campaign that was on the same track as mine only slightly ahead, but due to a myriad of reasons a few weeks ago we ran a day long, jointed finale that closed his game out in style and unrestrained awesomeness. What I’m discovering more and more over the last few weeks is that running epic level 4th Edition is some of the most fun I’ve ever had running or playing in any D&D game.

Filed Under: Roleplaying Games, The Architect DM Tagged With: 4e, 4th Edition, advice, D&D, DM, dnd, Dungeons & Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, epic level, epic tier, GM, roleplaying games

I Was A Teenage Movie Magic-User

September 20, 2011 by Vanir

The comments on my article on DM Fiat took an interesting turn last week when people started talking about how much more “cinematic” 4e is than previous editions. This is a claim I’d heard applied several times to 4e, but I’ve never really understood why. The combat is faster! All the classes have cool powers now, not just the casters! I can’t confirm or deny these things, but I am calling Shenanigans on them making anything more action-movie awesome on their own. As a matter of fact, I am extending these same Shenanigans to claims that any game system can do this.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: action jackson, action movies, action sequences, amerrricuh, arnold schwarzenegger, bruce willis, bumblebee cars, cars, charlie sheen in the phantom, chase scenes, cinema, cinematic, Movies, mullets, russians, sally stallone, sly stallone, sword-chucks, swords, sylvester stallone

A Joyful Noise

September 16, 2011 by Shawn Merwin

Geeks speak, but why should anyone listen? Because all voices have the potential to produce a joyful noise. We just have to be willing to hear it.

Filed Under: Editorial, Know Your Roll, Roleplaying Games, Video Games

The Geek Way

September 15, 2011 by Chris Sims

In most dictionaries, the definition of “geek” is way behind the times. It’s still classified a pejorative term that implies negative qualities or insular, intellectual behavior. Synonyms include dork, freak, nerd, and weirdo—basically a social misfit. The reason I say this sort of definition, and the people who still use it, are behind the times is because geek has been moving toward chic since Revenge of the Nerds (1984) was in theaters. As the dorks of the 80s grew up and became business leaders, computer specialists, game designers, scientists, writers, and other sorts of accomplished professionals, “geek” has become synonymous with success and disposable income.

Filed Under: Analysis Paralysis, Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: 4e, D&D, Dungeons & Dragons, geek, roleplaying games, speak out

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