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Cloud Is Just Loud With a C

June 25, 2013 by Vanir

A couple weeks ago, I wrote of the next iteration of the Great Console War. A few things have happened since then. Everyone hated Microsoft with the fury of a thousand suns for all the DRM and required Internet check-ins and Sony said “we’ll maintain the status quo!” to standing ovations. Then Microsoft said “okay […]

Filed Under: Columns, Dire Flailings, Editorial, Featured, Newest Critical Hits, Video Games Tagged With: boardwatch, cloud, computers, console wars, internets, ps4, xbox, xbox one

[Review] Man of Steel

June 18, 2013 by Vanir

I have a problem with movie remakes and reboots these days, in that I was but a wee lad when the originals came out and I’m viewing things through the rose-tinted awesomegoggles that comes standard with being that age. There are things labeled as “awesome” and “the definitive one” in my mind that really ought […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Movies Tagged With: amy adams, australia, henry cavill, jor-el, krypton, man of steel, russel jor-el, superman, zod

I Have A Reaction To Console Gaming

June 11, 2013 by Vanir

When I was 4, I got an ear infection or strep throat or some other relatively minor infection, and my parents gave me some sort of Sulfa-based antibiotic. That was a really bad idea, because it turns out I am crazy allergic to that, and I basically turned into a tiny red Frankenstein with crazy […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Newest Critical Hits, Video Games Tagged With: an orangutan's butt, c= 64 rules them all, colecovision, gamecube, intellivision, nes, nintendo, ps3, ps4, sega genesis, sega master system, snes. n64, super nintendo, wii, wii u, xbone, xbox, xbox one

Hollywood Halaster’s All-You-Can-Eat Buffet And Love Fortress

June 4, 2013 by Vanir

It’s been awhile since I’ve been able to play D&D (curse you, real life!), but I have managed to consume many fantastic high-budget entertainment products (featuring stunning pieces of intellectual property) in the meantime. As I write for a gaming blog, this usually leads me to considering the various ways I can (and sometimes do) cause […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: displacer beasts, game of thrones, Movies, pacing, plot holes, romance, sex, TV

Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My TARDIS

May 7, 2013 by Vanir

I recently finished BioShock Infinite. I know an army of people who loved everything about this game, especially the story. I enjoyed it, but the ending left me a little flat. I’m not going to discuss the details here other than to say it got all wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey (well, sort of) and I found myself […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Newest Critical Hits, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, Video Games

The Dark Side of the Sports

April 23, 2013 by Vanir

My 5 year old son, Sam, has his very first T-ball practice this week. He’s very excited about it. We were at Wal-Mart, buying baseball gloves, when I realized I was actually far more anxious than happy about this. Sports and I have not had a particularly good relationship over the years. I was very […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: anxiety, bullies, jocks, karate, kids, Sports

A Campaign About Nothing

April 2, 2013 by Vanir

It’s come to my attention recently that I might not be the best at doing epic storylines. I am, however, a damned wizard at making strange things happen and crashing them against each other to make stranger things happen. And I have a plan.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: Freelance Writing, seinfeld, shrinkage

Dungeon: The Golfening

March 12, 2013 by Vanir

I have a lot of extremely creative and driven friends. I never set out to find them. It’s like I hang out with people I like and then all of a sudden they’re all “hey man, we’re like, working on Marvel Heroic Roleplaying” and then before you know it they go all Kickstarter on you. Some are even given the blessing of the Wheaton. Me, my dreams are smaller. I want to develop a videogame, and I want it to be so fun that everybody wants to play it on the toilet.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Video Games Tagged With: angry birds, box2d, c#, dungeon golf, java, libgdx, opengl, videogame development

Worst. Session. Ever (Part 3)

February 19, 2013 by Vanir

The dust has settled, the Phoenix has risen from the ashes, and now he’s very confused how he’s going to run a D&D session because he is a bird doesn’t know how to communicate either verbally or through writing.

Filed Under: Adventure Prep, Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 5x5, flexible, inverse 5x5, phoenix, planning, the fuckin D is back, villain, worst session ever

Worst. Session. Ever. (Part 2)

February 12, 2013 by Vanir

Last week, I talked about falling flat while ending a character. I also managed to start a few off on a sour note.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: anxiety, backstory, character, dm tips, forgiveness, pressure

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    Vanir is the sort of man who has openly wondered aloud about his own armor class in front of his own grandmother. Despite this, he has still managed to somehow become both married and a father. By day, he develops web applications. By night, web applications develop him.

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