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DDXP 2011: New Product Seminar

January 27, 2011 by Vanir

Collected liveblog by Vanir of the DDXP 2011 New Product Seminar. A few new products announced, some details of previously announced products, and the additional loss of a product or two.

Filed Under: Featured, News, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, D&DXP, ddxp 2011

A Cure For The Januarys

January 25, 2011 by Vanir

I hate January. A lot. I hope to reverse this condition with radical, intensive game-convention therapy in the form of DDXP. And Gamma radiation. GET IT?

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre

Hell Bent For Leather

January 18, 2011 by Vanir

An epic tale in which my shaman gets a job, but no haircut. In which honor swims around and is delicious when barbecued. In which I learn valuable life lessons that I never use, but become a man anyway. I loved. I learned. I farmed 10 stacks of Heavy Savage Leather while watching Jersey Shore, and wondered what debuffs armor made out of Snooki hide would give the wearer.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: borean leather, cataclysm, dnd, leatherworking, professions, savage leather, skinning, snooki, WoW

Shamanic Puberty

January 4, 2011 by Vanir

A coming-of-age tale of one man and two berserkers. Of fighting and healing. Of puppies and of elven bones knitting. Of divine power and delicate constitutions. Of character acne. I don’t know what that is, but it definitely underscores the need for good PC hygiene.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: elemental, enhancement, feral spirit, lumbar, restoration, shaman, spirit wolves, totems, WoW

Vanir’s New Year’s Gaming Resolutions (2011 Edition)

December 28, 2010 by Vanir

Since the new year is almost upon us, I decided perhaps I should give a look to how I would like the entertainment portion of my life to function over the next year.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Video Games Tagged With: 2011, new year, resolution

The Leg-Lamp of Vecna

December 21, 2010 by Vanir

Read on as I discover the true meaning of Christmas. Does it involve amputation? Setting aside one’s humanity to gain unlimited power? Spinach? Only Santa knows for sure.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Television, Video Games Tagged With: christmas, gaming advocacy, gaming with children, gaming with family, gaming with spouse, gaming with wife, grinch, humbug, omg an xbox, presents, ruined

A Very Gamma Christmas

December 14, 2010 by Vanir

“‘Twas the night before Christmas” / (or so the book said) / not an Ancient was stirring / (because they’re long dead)

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Uncategorized Tagged With: children, christmas, famine in far-go, gamma world, presents, reindeer, santa, santa claus, st. nicholas, tree, twas the night before christmas, xmas

Dancing Tentacles

November 30, 2010 by Vanir

I might not look it, but I’m pretty good at Dance Dance Revolution. I know this might seem unlikely, especially for those of you who have seen me. I’m 6’3”, 280 pounds, and as gangly and uncoordinated as they come. I very much think my parents rolled a 4 or 5 for my DEX score.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Video Games Tagged With: dance central, dance dance revolution, ddr, fitness, fitness games, kinect, treadmill

How To Stop A Bully

November 23, 2010 by Vanir

That news story about the little girl who got picked on for having a Star Wars bottle last week broke my heart. I was picked on mercilessly from pretty much the first day of school until I got my high school diploma. I don’t want that for my boy. This is, sadly, not an uncommon story for us geeks. What do we do?

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: bullying, compassion, decapitation, education, karate, self-defense

Fable 3 Half-Review Part 2 – Freedom: The Final Betrayal

November 16, 2010 by Vanir

In the name of all that is good and holy in this world, you MUST to read the last half of my review of Fable 3. To protect yourself. To protect your family. For AMERICA. (If you do not live in America, I am sorry. Your reading this review will still be counted as being for America.)

Filed Under: Columns, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: disliked, Fable, fable 3, hate, horrible, lionhead, lionhead studios, molyneux, poorly-thought-out, puke, rage, sucks, unhappy

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    Vanir is the sort of man who has openly wondered aloud about his own armor class in front of his own grandmother. Despite this, he has still managed to somehow become both married and a father. By day, he develops web applications. By night, web applications develop him.

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