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Get it while the Gettin's good!

November 2, 2006 by Bartoneus

Apparently Valve and Steam are being quite generous, and I wanted to share it with everyone now so they have a chance to take advantage of it.  For a limited time, between today and Sunday November 5th, you can log onto Steam and download the mod The Ship for free!  We talked about it a […]

Filed Under: News, Video Games

Quite the Predicament

November 1, 2006 by Bartoneus

Obviously when you are playing a game like World of Warcraft, it is all consuming to the level that it begins to invade the other aspects of your life.  It was a joy, as I talk about back in that old post, to be playing with my (now wife) then girlfriend and hear her make […]

Filed Under: The Architect DM

A Little Rumor Control

November 1, 2006 by Bartoneus

Though I will be posting this week’s Random Encounter later this evening, I wanted to address an uncontrolled rumor that tons of bloggers seem to be rampantly throwing around. A post on EvilAvatar started stories circling around that EB Games was going out of its way to cancel E-bay auctions of pre-order PS3’s, but thankfully […]

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Inq. of the Week: Style vs. Realism

October 30, 2006 by Bartoneus

This week at Critical Hits we’re looking at a classic question of taste, choice, and large anime eyes.  With our mouths posivitely awash for the impending releases of the Wii and the new Zelda game Twilight Princess, we look back at the latest installment in the franchise.  Tons of fans aired their grievances prior to release […]

Filed Under: Inquisition of the Week, Video Games

One Step Closer

October 20, 2006 by Bartoneus

Step aside Lan, move over Harry Potter, and watch out Predator, here comes some real-life proof of the theory that things can be made invisible!  The technology hasn’t actually come up to this point yet, but about 5 months ago the team of scientists theorized that they could use a specific cloak to bend microwaves around […]

Filed Under: News, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre

LAN Party: Specificity is a Necessity

October 18, 2006 by Bartoneus

No, I’m serious, this actually happened.  The Ochbad depicted here offers more of an excuse then was actually given, not that any was really needed, because we’ve come to expect no less from him.  This isn’t to say that we dislike him for it at all, in fact the hilarity of the situation more then made up […]

Filed Under: The Architect DM

Inq. of the Week: Nostalgia Reigns

October 16, 2006 by Bartoneus

Spawning from last week’s question about movies and their use of intellectual properties comes a controversial thread on how we should view and criticise older games.  Their graphics suck, the gameplay is elementary, story and characterization are practically non-existant, these games suck!  At least that’s what some people think, other feel that we should look […]

Filed Under: Inquisition of the Week, Video Games

When Things Get Nerfed, Angels Cry

October 13, 2006 by Bartoneus

Tons of blogs and sites rushed to cover the half-surprising / half-publicity seeking involvement of World of Warcraft in Southpark, and all quickly hurried to confirm that the Sword of a Thousand Truths was in fact a sword model found in the game but just happens to be a drop few will have for a […]

Filed Under: News, Roleplaying Games, Video Games

Anniversary LAN Party Bonanza!

October 12, 2006 by Bartoneus

We started Critical Hits over a year ago now for many reasons.  One of those reasons was to create a kind of community here where all of our friends, and even people we don’t know, could come to talk about the things that interest us most.  In an effort to further support these ideas, we held […]

Filed Under: News, Video Games

Inq. of the Week: In the Movies?

October 9, 2006 by Bartoneus

Everyone’s heard that Peter Jackson is making a Halo movie, that Quinten Tarantino is not making a Half Life movie (as of now), and that Uwe Boll is going to knock Postal and Farcry clear into the worst 100.  At least everyone would expect Postal to make a crappy movie no matter who directed it.  […]

Filed Under: Inquisition of the Week, Movies, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games

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  • Bartoneus

    Danny works professionally as an architectural designer and serves as managing editor here at CH, which means he shares many of the duties of being an editor but without the fame and recognition. He also writes about RPGs, videogames, movies, and TV. He is married to Sucilaria, and has a personal blog at Incorrect Blitz Input. (Email Danny or follow him on Twitter).

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