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Inq. of the Week: Summer Movies ’08

February 18, 2008 by Bartoneus

Who would have thought that in such a innuendo laden poll that Portable Hole would be the most popular choice?  Thankfully the Rod of Splendor and Holy Avenger tied at second place, but I was still very surprised that the ever vigilant Immovable Rod didn’t attract more people.  This week we’re all pretty excited after seeing the new […]

Filed Under: Comics, Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Movies Tagged With: batman, Comics, hellboy, indiana jones, iron man, Movies, Narnia, speed racer, summer, the dark knight, wanted

The World is Full of Dungeons

February 13, 2008 by Bartoneus

We’ve recently been having some long discussions that essentially started as, “OMG Dungeons and Dragons 4th Ed. is just WoW!!!11!” I was very surprised when I was reading the 4th Ed. preview books I saw an acknowledgement of the influences of recent games like World of Warcraft on the tabletop genre. Dave’s number one response […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: 4th Edition, D&D, Dungeons and Dragons, world of warcraft, WoW

Guitar Hero for Reals?

February 7, 2008 by Bartoneus

My wife was kind enough to show me this article about Guitar Rising at Gizmodo, which looks like a great attempt at creating essentially a game based on guitar hero that can actually teach you to play the guitar. The game uses any real guitar hooked up to your sound card, featuring “actual songs” and […]

Filed Under: Editorial, Featured, Music, News, Video Games Tagged With: guitar hero, guitar rising, rhythm games, rock band

Inq. of the Week: Edition to the Fourth

February 4, 2008 by Bartoneus

It just goes to show you, if Dave puts up a picture of a giant squid most of the people are going to vote for that entry! Kraken/Giant Squid pulled out the win as most popular aquatic menace, beating out the great old Cthulhu and Dagon. I am personally amazed that the Giant Lobster (sticks […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: 4th Edition, campaign, D&D, Dungeons & Dragons

Inq. of the Week: An Issue of Class

January 21, 2008 by Bartoneus

Apparently the thing most people want for Rock Band is to be able to have a Jam Mode where you can create, play, and share your own songs. “More Cowbell!” came in second, so I have no doubts there will be a cowbell mod for the microphone very soon (if there isn’t one already). We […]

Filed Under: Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, classes, D&D, Dungeons and Dragons

Movie Review: Cloverfield

January 19, 2008 by Bartoneus

Possibly the best way to start this review is to say: go see this movie. Cloverfield is produced by J.J. Abrams of Lost and Alias fame, and also the director of the upcoming new Star Trek movie. The inspiration for Cloverfield is that America has never really had an equivalent to a Godzilla-style story; Abrams […]

Filed Under: Featured, Movies, Reviews, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: Cloverfield, JJ Abrams, Lost, movie, Reviews

D&D: Typically Misaligned

January 17, 2008 by Bartoneus

Whenever you discuss alignment in Dungeons & Dragons, the conversation inevitably veers towards focusing on Chaotic Neutral. Alignment is a tool used to generalize a character’s personality, feelings, and outlook on life that is divided into two portions. The first ranges from Lawful to Neutral to Chaotic, while the second part goes from Good to […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: alignment, Chaotic Neutral, D&D, Dungeons and Dragons

Inq. of the Week: Are You Not Entertained?

January 7, 2008 by Bartoneus

We had a gathering last night for the premiere of the new breed of American Gladiators (on NBC), and it was definitely two of the most entertaining hours of television I’ve ever experienced. Tonight there is at least one more episode on at 8pm, and we will definitely be posting a review / recap later […]

Filed Under: Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Roleplaying Games, Television Tagged With: alignment, American Gladiators, D&D, games, guitar hero, malibu, rock band

Game Review: Covert Action

January 2, 2008 by Bartoneus

If you’ve never played the party game Werewolf (read Dave’s account of a Werewolf game) or Mafia, then the card game Covert Action will be something entirely new to you.  This may not be a good thing, because it is clearly inspired by these classics and players benefit from an understand of how this type of game […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Featured, Reviews Tagged With: card game, covert action, games, gaming, mafia, mole, Reviews, sniper, werewolf

Review: I Am Legend

December 28, 2007 by Bartoneus

Even though I Am Legend came out in theaters two weeks ago on December 14th, many people have not seen it yet possibly because of the mixed reviews it has recieved.  Ever since we saw the first teaser that gave no indication of anything other than Will Smith being alone in the city, my wife […]

Filed Under: Featured, Movies, Reviews, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: I Am Legend, movie, Reviews, sci-fi, Will Smith

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    Danny works professionally as an architectural designer and serves as managing editor here at CH, which means he shares many of the duties of being an editor but without the fame and recognition. He also writes about RPGs, videogames, movies, and TV. He is married to Sucilaria, and has a personal blog at Incorrect Blitz Input. (Email Danny or follow him on Twitter).

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