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The Game Behind My Serial Novel

May 5, 2016 by The Main Event

Taken on its face, football is a bad game. It takes roughly 3 hours to complete only 11 minutes of actual football. If you were forced to play games with such unfavorable numbers, the equivalent would be an eight player game of Talisman.

Filed Under: Featured, Pain of Publication, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: football, game on, the great game

Do Gamer Dads Dream Of 2:1 Sheep?

May 15, 2012 by Vanir

Being a father to a little baby was cool. He was all cute and snuggly and I loved the first words and the first steps and all that stuff. I remember getting Sam a “Level 0 Gamer” bib and a couple nerdy onesies before he was born. Now he’s 4 and loves lots of geeky stuff. But how long can I keep this up? The hopes, dreams, and fears of a nerdly papa, after the jump.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: bonding, celestial porpoise, dad, father, football, Gamer Dad, Gaming with Kids, geekdad, manly, sam

Meat, Food, Snacks, Mjölnir

November 22, 2011 by Vanir

Last week, my preschooler son Sam came home with his very first homework assignment. The task was simple and seasonally festive: he was to sit down with me and his mom and talk about the things he was thankful for in his life, then we’d all make a poster together that involved those things. Having a child of mine respond with “meat”, “food”, and “snacks” was not a real surprise — but this nerd-papa nearly burst at the seams with pride when he said he was thankful for “thunder” and “Mjölnir”. At the end, he summarized everything by saying, “my life is cool city”. I couldn’t disagree. It also made me take stock in what I’m thankful for. I don’t have a preschool class to turn my homework in, so I guess you guys will have to do.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: blogosphere, dave the game, dave the refrigerator perry, family, football, giving, giving thanks, grateful, l-tryptophan, thanks, thanksgiving, turkeys

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