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New Series for Beginner Game Masters.

June 15, 2012 by The Chatty DM

As a result of Chatty’s new Sabbatical (from working as a Consultant, not writing), a new series about going back to the basics of the fine art of Game Mastering is proposed! Let us know if it tickles your curiosity!

Filed Under: Musings of the Chatty DM, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: advice, D&D, DM, DMing, DMing Advice, dungeon master, Zen

The Harsh Lessons Of The Starfish Man

November 8, 2011 by Vanir

Once upon a time, back in high school, I had one of the most epic dreams of my career. In it, an evil man wearing a starfish mask and his army of dwarves had invaded my grandmother’s back yard and were kidnapping my best friend’s dad. A decade later, I based a campaign on this idea, and discovered the true meaning of Christmas. And by Christmas, I mean PAIN. Read on to know how my discovery can make your campaign better. Or something.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: bad jokes, DM, dm tips, dungeon master, dungeon master tips, Dwarves, failbarge, failboat, failtaco, failwalrus, gorilla aggression, mutated corn, piers anthony, piers anthony is ashamed of your subpar puns, point of failure, puns, roleplaying, servant leadership, sprinkles, starfish man

Funny Pants of Omnipotence: The Metaphor Overstays Its Welcome

April 12, 2011 by Vanir

After last week’s existential crisis, I take a look at some of the difficulties I face in coming up with the right plot framework for my campaign, and realize for the 74,343rd time that I have difficulties being serious.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: being funny, comedy, DMing, dungeon master, Humor, plot development, story development, succotash, Writing

Innocence Lost: The Price of Omnipotence

April 5, 2011 by Vanir

In which Vanir opens the Pandora’s Box of gaming, and learns things he cannot un-know. In which the Infinite Improbability Drive of D&D can let a DM both cheat and not cheat simultaneously. In which redemption is sought,

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: cheating, combat, DM, dungeon master, existential quandary, fudging

That Almost Sucked

March 8, 2011 by Vanir

A good D&D campaign should tell a story. But are you telling the story, or are the players? Is it both? Neither? Some combination of both and neither? After the jump, I muse about stuff that works in D&D and stuff that doesn’t. And I turn evil, if only for a few minutes.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: 5x5, 5x5 method, DM, dungeon master, story, Storytelling, The 5x5 Method, world of warcraft

Dawn Of The Carrot Colossus

March 1, 2011 by Vanir

Last Thursday, I took the reins of a brand new D&D group. I had some nerves going into this. There’s the “just like climbing the rope in speech class” pressure of getting up and performing in front of people, and I also felt it necessary to up my internal drama ante a little by thinking “you are personally responsible for everyone’s fun at this table they will probably want the next five hours of their lives back NO PRESSURE.” — But I’m better now. Read on to see how it all went down.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: adventure log, carrot cake, cement, cement block, DM, dungeon master, minas tirith, new campaign, new dm, zombies

Weird and Stubborn: A Tale of Omnipotence

February 22, 2011 by Vanir

This week, I undertake my first serious effort to run a campaign as a Dungeon Master in over 20 years of playing D&D. Will I succeed? Or will it be just like that one time when the things happened? Oh, God. The things! The THINGS! I wonder if I can just roll a Bluff check and have it work out OK in the form of a montage…….

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: character builder, D&D, DM, dnd, dungeon master, first time, newbie

Minions on the Table

September 2, 2010 by Chris Sims

Monsters can lose a battle before it begins if they have bad tactical positions. This is even truer with minions. Even if we assume, narratively, that your minions have no way to know they’re little competition for the characters, the creatures have a reason to seize tactical advantages.

Filed Under: Analysis Paralysis, Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, borderlands, D&D, DM advice, dungeon master, encounter design, minion, monster, monster design

Minions of Differing Flavors

August 19, 2010 by Chris Sims

Just like the epicure needs new and exciting experiences, numerous DMs among us need new ways to mix it up with minions. This is especially true if you feel your minions disappear too quickly to be interesting or seem to be no added challenge. I’m going to attempt to, as an infamous chef might say, help you to kick it up a notch . . . sometimes.

Filed Under: Analysis Paralysis, Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: 4e, D&D, DM advice, dungeon master, encounter design, minion, monster, monster design

Let Me Tell You About My Campaign: Age of Awakening

February 10, 2010 by Bartoneus

About two months ago Dave decided to tell you about his campaign – the setting, world, how it all began, characters, planning, and some of his house rules. He set me up to share about my campaign also, as a large part of planning for both of our games was done together. In fact his game is being run in a world that I designed and handed over for him to take and expand upon as he saw fit.

Filed Under: Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games, The Architect DM Tagged With: campaign, D&D, DM, DMing, dnd 4e, dungeon master, dungeon mastering, Dungeons and Dragons, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Games, world building

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