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Worst. Session. Ever. (Part 2)

February 12, 2013 by Vanir

Last week, I talked about falling flat while ending a character. I also managed to start a few off on a sour note.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: anxiety, backstory, character, dm tips, forgiveness, pressure

Preschool Christmas Improv Turtles

December 4, 2012 by Vanir

I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since I became a dad: I think my son’s Christmas presents are super cool and I can’t wait for him to open them so I can play with them. Don’t worry. I’ll give him a turn if he’s good.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: castle, christmas, dm tips, dragon, imaginext, ogre, Parenting, presents, roleplay

Off The Chain, Inside The Fence

November 15, 2012 by Vanir

When I was first DMing, I spent a lot of time fleshing out every last detail and herding everyone around to each subsequent plot point on the Illusion of Choice Express (woo woo!). I’ve since learned that laying out some probable places to go and things to do is a good plan, and not to […]

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: balance, Creativity, dm tips, freedom, freeform, infinite improbability drive, not planning, planning, roleplay, simultaneously

The Possibly Accidentally Nonviolent DM

September 25, 2012 by Vanir

As you may have guessed from my past few weeks’ worth of columns, I’ve been pretty anxious about getting back behind the DM screen. That finally happened this past Thursday, and it was really fun. The story progressed and grew in ways that were cooler than I initially envisioned (I freaking love that!) and the players were emotionally engaged in what was happening. Also, there was almost no combat whatsoever. Should I be worried? I hope their lust for orc blood doesn’t need to be sated with MINE. (P.S. I game with barbarians.)

Filed Under: Actual Play, Dire Flailings, Featured, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: combat, diceless, dm tips, dungeon mastery, heavy roleplay, nonviolent, omg the roleplay it is too much, roleplay, super heavy roleplay

The Big Story

September 18, 2012 by Vanir

My D&D campaign is at an awkward place. We haven’t played in at least a month, a couple of my players may be moving away at some point in the near future, and (by my reckoning) we’re about midway through what I’m loosely calling “the main story”. I’ve rather enjoyed this campaign. I’d rather not see it cancelled mid-season. But how do I give it a shot in the arm it needs?

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: big bad, big stories, dm tips, little stories, roleplay, story arcs, story creation, strong bad

Momentum

September 11, 2012 by Vanir

I’m not sure how long it’s been since my group played D&D. I think it’s going on two months now. That’s not a good thing. I know my players have been missing it, mostly because they say things like “MATT. WHEN ARE WE PLAYING D&D.”, using periods instead of question marks so that I know they are serious?. I have a variety of reasons we haven’t played. We’ve had work conflicts, Gen Con, my family being sick, and this past week, I just couldn’t get it together. All those reasons were true, but that’s not why I didn’t run a game that night.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings Tagged With: anxiety, depression, dm tips

The Circle Of Laugh

June 19, 2012 by Vanir

A perfect night of D&D for me is one where either a lot of plot and adventure happened, or none happened and lots of roleplaying happened instead. Either way, there is usually some component of us laughing our entire butts off at least once during the session. Like, they have to be reattached. I’m usually the class clown at the table when I play. How odd, then, that I’m not behind the screen…..

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: adlib, dm tips, funny, Humor, roleplaying, you did what

If The Dungeon Mama Ain’t Happy, Ain’t Nobody Happy

November 15, 2011 by Vanir

I’ll admit it: I’d been dreading running last week’s D&D game. It had been over a month since we played, and my trepidation was as much laziness as it was not wanting to dungeon crawl. I’d imagine it was much more my fault than the dungeon module we were running, but I’d somehow managed to suck all the fun out of the game for me. That’s the last thing you want running through the DM’s mind in any group — sooner or later things start to suck for everybody else. A few months later, the group breaks up and one of your roleplayers goes to prison for stabbing a minmaxer. I knew I had to do something. But what?

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: bob vila, change, communication, DIY, DM, dm tips, fishmen, group, martyrdom, mass extinction via fireball, maws, orcs, selfishness

The Harsh Lessons Of The Starfish Man

November 8, 2011 by Vanir

Once upon a time, back in high school, I had one of the most epic dreams of my career. In it, an evil man wearing a starfish mask and his army of dwarves had invaded my grandmother’s back yard and were kidnapping my best friend’s dad. A decade later, I based a campaign on this idea, and discovered the true meaning of Christmas. And by Christmas, I mean PAIN. Read on to know how my discovery can make your campaign better. Or something.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: bad jokes, DM, dm tips, dungeon master, dungeon master tips, Dwarves, failbarge, failboat, failtaco, failwalrus, gorilla aggression, mutated corn, piers anthony, piers anthony is ashamed of your subpar puns, point of failure, puns, roleplaying, servant leadership, sprinkles, starfish man

Communication Skills And Gaming: The Fundamental Truth About Fundamentals

July 12, 2011 by Vanir

Communication skills are very important to every facet of our lives that involves anyone but us. This means gaming too! Read on – and when you’re done, tell somebody what you’ve learned. Without using “um” or “uh”. Or WE’LL KNOW.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: communication, communication skills, cross-class, dm tips, drum circle, everyone is happy, fundamentals, harmony, player tips, QBQ, thanksgiving

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