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Review: “Dragon Age: Awakening”

June 1, 2010 by Vanir

Though the Archdemon lies defeated, the darkspawn are still loitering all over Amaranthine. Like TEENAGERS. Do you have the courage to remove them from your lawn?

Filed Under: Humor, Reviews, Video Games Tagged With: altered beast, awakening, boobs, borg, borg queen, dlc, dragon age, dragon age origins, dragon age: awakening, grey warden, jonathan frakes ftw, puritans

PLAY D&D NOW, MY LORD

April 1, 2010 by Vanir

One of the hottest new games out on the web today is Evony. I need not go into how it is amazing. It pretty much speaks volumes about itself. Truthfully, I’m not really sure why anyone would play anything but Evony. Just in case you have not ascended to the next level of gaming, I bring to you several ways you can bring a little of the light and goodness that is Evony to your D&D game until you decide to catch up with the rest of humanity.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Humor, Roleplaying Games Tagged With: april, bitches, boobs, d&d tips, evony, fools, my lord

Review: Heavy Rain

March 11, 2010 by Vanir

The Origami Killer has struck again, and the clock is ticking! Read on to find out if Heavy Rain lives up to the hype, how it almost gave me a panic attack, and why you definitely should give this game a look.

Filed Under: Humor, Reviews, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: boobs, butt physics, dragon's lair, heavy rain, jacqui ainsley, playstation 3, ps3, qte, shenmue

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