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Two Scoops

February 9, 2010 by Vanir

In the immortal words of Muse, from the book of Cydonia: “Don’t waste your time or time will waste you.”

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: atari 2600, bioware, elcor, fun factor, lolelcor, mass effect, mass effect 2, xenofeces

Review: “Uncharted 2”

February 5, 2010 by Mike Shea

Uncharted 2 is a great game that takes a bit of time to get its legs but delivers strong after the first couple of hours. It has the best writing and acting I’ve seen in a video game thus far and is the first time I remember enjoying cut scenes.

Filed Under: Reviews, Video Games Tagged With: uncharted, uncharted 2

Stephen Colbert and The Rats of iCrap

February 2, 2010 by Vanir

Take a stroll down memory lane. Remember what it was like to spend all your Mom’s money 50c at a time on Dragon’s Lair. Weep at the loss of Commodore and the Amiga. Find out Apple’s place in the universe, and if any of this seemingly random information relates to each other!

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Television, Video Games Tagged With: amiga, apple, arcade games, Bill Murray, cartoons, cinematronics, classic gaming, don bluth, dragon's lair, easter eggs, ghostbusters, il, iPad, jeff minter, lion-o, lorenzo music, mega man, pekin, peter venkman, retrogaming, roberta williams, thundercats, voice acting, yuukichan's papa

Uncle Vanir’s Jedi Jamboree

January 26, 2010 by Vanir

I personally would like to see every last one of the Presidents of the United States in a fighting game, their legacy distilled into a couple of special attacks.

Filed Under: Comics, Dire Flailings, Humor, Movies, Television, Video Games Tagged With: ghostbusters, legend of zelda, POTUS Powerups, power girl, presidential fighting game, star wars, super smash bros. brawl, Transformers, wonder woman

Review: “Assassin’s Creed 2”

January 15, 2010 by Mike Shea

In short, Assassin’s Creed 2 is a wonderful open-world game that feels a lot like Grand Theft Auto in 15th century Italy. While the story is almost incomprehensible, especially at the end, the action and gameplay more than make up for it.

Filed Under: Featured, Reviews, Video Games Tagged With: assassin's creed, assassin's creed 2

Game Review: Left 4 Dead 2

January 7, 2010 by Bartoneus

Late last year when the game Left 4 Dead was released by Valve for X-Box 360, our friend (and occasional writer here at CH) Joshx0rfz wanted to post a short and sweet review of it saying simply, “It’s as fun as a shotgun blast to the face!” Today I’d like to discuss it in detail and address some of the concerns I had about the game.

Filed Under: Featured, Reviews, Video Games Tagged With: l4d, L4D2, left 4 dead 2, Reviews, videogames

The Most Important Games of the Decade

December 31, 2009 by Dave

As we roll over to ’09 to ’10, getting nostalgic for the advances and updates for the past 10 years is inevitable. 2000 to 2009 was an important decade for gaming, and the landscape for us gamers has changed dramatically. Here, on New Year’s Eve, we look back on our opinion of some of the most important games of the decade. While they are not all necessarily great games in and of themselves, they have made their impact on the gaming industry for many years to come.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: carcassonne, Dungeons & Dragons, grand theft auto 3, halo, mage knight, world of warcraft, yu-gi-oh

YouTube Tuesday: Squiggle Piece Edition

December 29, 2009 by Dave

How are the blocks chosen in Tetris? If you said some kind of random generation, you’re wrong. Next time you play, make sure you pray to the God of Tetris.

Filed Under: Humor, Video Games, YouTube Tuesday Tagged With: tetris

Critical Hits Gift Guide 2009

December 21, 2009 by Dave

It’s the Monday before Xmas, and you’re still looking for a gift for the gamer in your life. Or you’ve got some Xmas money coming that you want to spend. Either way, here are some games (and a book) that we recommend you buy.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Editorial, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, Video Games Tagged With: 4e, christmas, civilization: revolution, dominion, dragon age origins, drop7, dungeon master's guide 2, fits, gift guide, gift guide 2009, left 4 dead 2, memories of the future, PHB1, PHB2, wil wheaton, winter holiday

Inq. of the Week: Video Game Playing, 2009

November 23, 2009 by Dave

Can I just say, there are a crazy amount of video games that have been released lately that I want to play?

Filed Under: Editorial, Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Video Games Tagged With: assassin's creed 2, borderlands, call of duty 2 modern warfare, dragon age origins, halo 3 odst, left 4 dead 2, lego rock band, new super mario bros. wii

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