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Night’s The Only Time Of Day

March 23, 2010 by Vanir

What goes on in a geek’s mind as it slumbers? Vanir offers a peek into the abyss. Read on, if you dare – and share with the hive-mind.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: ascii, diarrhea, dream, gygax, jet li, sandman, spiderman

Review: Heavy Rain

March 11, 2010 by Vanir

The Origami Killer has struck again, and the clock is ticking! Read on to find out if Heavy Rain lives up to the hype, how it almost gave me a panic attack, and why you definitely should give this game a look.

Filed Under: Humor, Reviews, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: boobs, butt physics, dragon's lair, heavy rain, jacqui ainsley, playstation 3, ps3, qte, shenmue

The Passion Of The Jesus Phone

March 9, 2010 by Vanir

In which Apple’s capricious and callous handling of their app store finally makes one programmer hulk out and smash. I’m the ever-lovin brown-eyed Vanir-thing. My skin is comprised not of rocks, but of Chicken McNuggets.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Editorial, Video Games Tagged With: adobe air, android, app store, droid, flash, game development, iphone, jesus phone, starving programmers

D&D Tips from Mass Effect 2

March 5, 2010 by Mike Shea

Today we’re going to take a look how the action RPG Mass Effect 2 can make our games better as well. I will warn that, while I don’t plan on any direct spoilers in this review (omg, I can’t believe they blew up the Citadel!) I might step into the story just a little bit. If you want to be 100% spoiler free (Woo! You sleep with Miranda) you may want to read this when you’ve finished getting most of your crew killed by giant Aardvarks.

Filed Under: Editorial, Featured, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: 4e, dragon age, mass effect, mass effect 2

Inquisition of the Week: Small World

March 2, 2010 by joshx0rfz

This week’s inquisition has more to do with a late article by myself. After snowmageddon and snowpocalypse hit the east coast, I found myself playing a great deal of video games. I had a good bit of down time and so did all my friends. We were all stuck in our respective houses and still wanted to hang out with one another. This isn’t exactly a new thing to me but it did get me a bit nostalgic for the times when my friends and I really could hang out all the time and play games of various types for long stretches of time.

Filed Under: Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Video Games Tagged With: snowmageddon, snowpocalypse, social networking

Review: Mass Effect 2

February 26, 2010 by Vanir

Mass Effect 2: It’s like Breakin’ 2 – Electric Boogaloo, but without all that messy breakdancing. You can’t do that in a vacuum. Turbo and Boogaloo Shrimp would implode. That is, unless Special K can discover her biotic abilities in time.

Filed Under: Humor, Reviews, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: bioware, frustrating game elements, mass effect, mass effect 2, miranda lawson, sniper rifles, stupid mining, wang dang space poontang, warp bullets

Will of The Forsaken (WTF for short)

February 23, 2010 by Vanir

There was a full decade of my life when I declared there were two things I’d never play. One was MMO’s. I decided this when a guy I knew quit his job to play Everquest full time and mooch off his girlfriend. The other was collectible card games, because I was astounded at how much money one could drop on them. This decision was made easy to live with by being in college and/or mostly poor. Over the last two years, both of these vows have been broken.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Video Games Tagged With: ccg, collectible card games, kazamonsteelskinftw, mtg, warcraft, world of warcraft, WoW, wow tcg, wowtcg

Cooties

February 16, 2010 by Vanir

For some guys, talking to girls is difficult. A look back upon mistakes made, and hopes for the future. Also, boobs get mentioned.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: adolescence, burlap, cinemax, clueless, cooties, dragon age, girls, hitchhiker's guide, mass effect 2, neo-otyugh, red sonja, relationships, space gonorrhea

Inq. of the Week: Age of Dragons

February 16, 2010 by Dave

Last weekend, while at synDCon, I managed to get into some quick demos of the Dragon Age tabletop RPG run by Hal of Green Ronin. I left with boxed set in hand, so expect a full review coming sometime soon after I get a chance to pour over it, but suffice it to say we couldn’t help but swap some stories about playing the video game.

Filed Under: Featured, Inquisition of the Week, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: dragon age

From Talking Heads to Downloadable Endings: Modern Console RPG Trends

February 11, 2010 by guest

Video games have been found to be such a tappable market for moneymaking that EA having a bad fiscal quarter affects the entire Dow Jones. It’s not a few guys in a basement anymore, its a CEO and boardroom environment now. The “suits” making the decisions on the games you play aren’t pushing the limitations of anyone’s imagination, instead they only care about how a game affects an earnings report. Because of this sad fact, there are too many questionable trends happening in gaming, and this year doesn’t forecast to be much different

Filed Under: Editorial, Video Games Tagged With: borderlands, chrono trigger, earthbound, fallout 3, final fantasy, final fantasy tactics, mass effect, mass effect 2, Rant, spore, sports games

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