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Dear Roger Ebert

July 13, 2010 by Vanir

I’ve always admired Roger Ebert. Though I disagree with his assertion that videogames can’t be art, I still deeply respect his opinion. As long as he finds out for sure, that is.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Movies, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, Video Games Tagged With: agro, art, braid, colossus, ebert, flower, gene siskel, heavy rain, roger ebert, shadow of the colossus, siskel, sotc, videogames

Lost Words of Power

June 29, 2010 by Vanir

Behold! The lost knowledge of the ages. Words of power! Words randomly pulled from the air and assigned meaning as if by magic!

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: 4e, broccoli, buttons, D&D, dungeons and dragons 4e, kegel, mulligan stew, power word, spell, spiro agnew, wizard

Eureka: 501 Adventure Plots, Preorder Starts Today

June 28, 2010 by The Chatty DM

Engine Publishing, owned by RPG blog legend Martin Ralya (creator of Gnome Stew and Treasure Tables) announced today the pre-launch of their first RPG publication: Eureka, 501 Adventure Plots. It is available as both a fully bookmarked and hyperlinked PDF and a hardcopy book.

Engine Publishing announced today that everyone pre-ordering the book would get instant access to the PDF, weeks before the launch of the book

Filed Under: News, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: Adventure Seeds, DM tools, gamemastering advice, Plot hooks

Nine To Five

June 22, 2010 by Vanir

Are you bored with adventure? Get a new career in magical welding in just 7 months! Use your lockpicking skills as a fantasy dental hygienist! Call now!

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: 4e, classes, dolly parton, magic, mundane, roleplaying, science, spells, welding

Fear and Loathing in the Forgotten Realms

June 15, 2010 by Vanir

Fear effects have always been tricky to roleplay, especially with players who maintain that their PC is not afraid of anything. Read on to find out how I’ve tricked my own issues with anxiety into teaching me about how to roleplay when my character is scared out of his mind.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: anxiety, depression, fear, fear aura, lord of the rings, lotr, morale check, nazgul

Mysteries Of The Unknown, Volume XVI: Unhappy Fanboys

May 25, 2010 by Vanir

Like many of you, I spent my Sunday evening in front of my TV, looking for some closure after six years of Lost. Like many of you, I had my theories as to what in the hell was going on, and I’d heard from several sources that the end of this great show wouldn’t disappoint. It was enough for some, but I say we were owed more.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television Tagged With: D&D, damn you j j abrams, death by stoning, Dungeons and Dragons, emotion-destroying koreans, hurley, hurley is the man, jin, john locke, kate, lack, Lost, sawyer, smokey, sun

Inq. of the Week: Doctor… Who?

April 19, 2010 by Dave

This weekend held one of the few must-see TV events for me: the premiere of the new season (or to some, new series) of Doctor Who here in the US. When reviewing the RPG, I mentioned how much of a fan of the more recent episodes I am. I thought David Tennant did a fantastic job, and was sad to see him go. However, I was still looking forward to seeing what the new guy would bring to the job.

Filed Under: Inquisition of the Week, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television Tagged With: doctor who

Review: “God of War III”

April 16, 2010 by Vanir

God of War III is big, beautiful, and ultra-violent. But does it live up to the hype? To find out, you must visit the Oracle at Delphi! (Or, you can just click the link if you don’t have that kind of time.)

Filed Under: Featured, Reviews, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Video Games Tagged With: aphrodite, blades of exile, cerberus, ghost of sparta, god of war, god of war 2, god of war 3, god of war II, god of war III, hades, hera, hermes, kratos, puritans, zeus

Mighty Anthropomorphin’ Power Rangers

April 13, 2010 by Vanir

As the father of a 2 year old, it’s interesting for me having my son approach the age where I started remembering stuff. I remember bits and pieces of the tail end of being 2. I had my first stuffed animal friend, a bear named Fluffy. My son hasn’t latched on to any toy in particular as a buddy yet, nor really given any of his toys any anthropomorphic qualities. I’m curious to see when he starts, and what personalities he starts assigning. I used to name almost every toy I owned, and I can remember sleeping with my bed filled to capacity with little plastic toys so that they didn’t feel left out. I can definitely appreciate caring for the feelings of others, but in retrospect I think perhaps feeling empathy toward a Grimace comb obtained from a Happy Meal might have been a bit much.

Filed Under: Columns, Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television Tagged With: anthropomorphism, bob the builder, c3p0, childhood, imagination, r2d2, scoop, thomas the tank engine, voltron

Review: SmallWorld

March 26, 2010 by Vanir

SmallWorld – strategy game or prophetic doom-simulator for the day Flying Goblins take over the Earth? Find out why you need to play this game immediately OR RISK EVERYTHING.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Reviews, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: board games, days of wonder, dragon masters, ghouls, giants, psycho ex-girlfriends, risk, smallworld, sorcerers

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