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Of Dice And Men

August 31, 2010 by Vanir

“Of Dice And Men” is a play about a D&D group and what happens to it when one of their members gets deployed to Iraq. It’s about why gaming is important – the friendships and relationships you make. It’s premiering at PAX PRIME on September 3. We think you might find this of interest. And that’s an understatement.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Interviews, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: bush, cameron mcnary, friendships, gamers are good people, gaming, gaming advocacy, iraq, obama, of dice and men, play, relationships, soldier, war

Not Without My Beholder: A Mother’s Tale

August 31, 2010 by Vanir

I’ve spent the majority of my blogging career trying to figure out how to roleplay better. To get them emotionally invested in their characters. To make them feel and act as their character might. To dance into the danger zone where the dancer becomes the dance. I believe I have finally discovered the secret to doing so: The Lifetime Movie Network. All the positive karma the Gen Con Ball & Chain fiasco got me cries out for balance.

ALSO: Video of Roleplaying for the Severely Disturbed with StupidRanger.com from Gen Con!

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television Tagged With: D&D, delta burke, invisible child, lifetime, mistress, pregnant, roleplaying, warforged, wtf

The Lord of Troma

August 24, 2010 by Vanir

This week, I had the pleasure of speaking with Lloyd Kaufman, President and co-founder of Troma entertainment and creator of the Toxic Avenger. I had a lot of nerves going into this – I’ve been a big Troma fan since I was 13 and used to spend every Friday and Saturday night watching horror movies on USA Up All Night. Read on to discover the true meaning of Troma, what the Lord of Troma thinks about Inception, and Justin Bieber’s role in all this. No, really.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Movies, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television Tagged With: b movies, bad movies, chicken dead, class of nuke em high, horror movies, lloyd kaufman, low budget, poultrygeist, schlock horror, toxic avenger, troma

In Defense of Funny

August 17, 2010 by Vanir

I hear a lot of people talk about how they don’t care for humor in their D&D campaigns. That’s my favorite part! Find out a couple ways to introduce some levity into your game without annoying the crap out of everyone else. Or just annoy the crap out of everyone else. I don’t care. It’s not MY game.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: annoying, beholder, dante, funny, Humor, roleplaying, Rule of Fun, sochin, stupid ranger

Just A Geek (And Forty Thousand Other Geeks)

August 10, 2010 by Vanir

Wil Wheaton and I were both at Gen Con this year. Mysteriously, his deeds were somewhat more celebrated. Read on for the epic account of my dealings with the Wheaton and his eventual defeat at my hands! (Note: I defeat him with a secret technique involving my low CHA score. Also, he may not be aware of his defeat, or that we battled. But we totally did. Epically.)

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, Uncategorized Tagged With: gen con, wheaton, wil wheaton

Official Guide to Stalking Vanir at Gen Con, 2010 Edition

August 3, 2010 by Vanir

It’s the most wonderful time of the year once again. No, not Christmas. The Four Days of Gaming, aka RPG Chanukah, aka Nerd Kwanzaa, but known to most muggles simply as Gen Con. I’m particularly excited to make my yearly trek to Indianapolis this year, as I’ve made lots of new friends (and am ecstatic […]

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Video Games Tagged With: dd&d, Drunken D&D, gen con, gen con 2010, gen con indy, so happy, so very very happy, vanir, wow tcg

Dear Roger Ebert

July 13, 2010 by Vanir

I’ve always admired Roger Ebert. Though I disagree with his assertion that videogames can’t be art, I still deeply respect his opinion. As long as he finds out for sure, that is.

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Movies, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre, Television, Video Games Tagged With: agro, art, braid, colossus, ebert, flower, gene siskel, heavy rain, roger ebert, shadow of the colossus, siskel, sotc, videogames

Lost Words of Power

June 29, 2010 by Vanir

Behold! The lost knowledge of the ages. Words of power! Words randomly pulled from the air and assigned meaning as if by magic!

Filed Under: Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: 4e, broccoli, buttons, D&D, dungeons and dragons 4e, kegel, mulligan stew, power word, spell, spiro agnew, wizard

Nine To Five

June 22, 2010 by Vanir

Are you bored with adventure? Get a new career in magical welding in just 7 months! Use your lockpicking skills as a fantasy dental hygienist! Call now!

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Humor, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: 4e, classes, dolly parton, magic, mundane, roleplaying, science, spells, welding

Fear and Loathing in the Forgotten Realms

June 15, 2010 by Vanir

Fear effects have always been tricky to roleplay, especially with players who maintain that their PC is not afraid of anything. Read on to find out how I’ve tricked my own issues with anxiety into teaching me about how to roleplay when my character is scared out of his mind.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Dire Flailings, Roleplaying Games, Science Fiction & Fantasy Genre Tagged With: anxiety, depression, fear, fear aura, lord of the rings, lotr, morale check, nazgul

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    Vanir is the sort of man who has openly wondered aloud about his own armor class in front of his own grandmother. Despite this, he has still managed to somehow become both married and a father. By day, he develops web applications. By night, web applications develop him.

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