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I call it abstract with the influences of a 3 year old

October 11, 2006 by joshx0rfz

“Here’s this neat drawing tool” give the URL and then say “and here’s what we did with it” – The Game “Dude, I just want to show off the beholder with a rocket launcher and an axe” – josh The drawing is a collaborative effort between Sucilaria, joshx0rfz, and lastly Bartoneus. See if you can […]

Filed Under: Roleplaying Games, Web Meme

Stoned golem? Or do all golems walk like that….

May 19, 2006 by joshx0rfz

Ripped off boingboing.net – a brilliant link. Linky linky

Filed Under: Roleplaying Games

Are video games art?

April 21, 2006 by joshx0rfz

Just picked this up from slashdot. I of course think they are. The debate as well as having artistic and philosophical consequences would also designate whether games would get first amendment protection easily or not. It is late however and I will edit and post my more in-depth thoughts on the subject when I get […]

Filed Under: Video Games

Planetside – Reserves

April 17, 2006 by joshx0rfz

I played in the Planetside beta but didn’t want to pay for it when it was officially released. I thought it was alot of fun but not worth $15 a month. Recently Sony has released a free version which allows people to play and level their character up to a certain threshhold. If you want […]

Filed Under: Video Games

Wal-Mart – Smiley Face of DOOM (albeit with no violence)

April 12, 2006 by joshx0rfz

So, I was looking at some site (probably slashdot or boingboing, where I find most of the stuff I find interesting) and ran across this article on Wal-Mart and the influence it has on the gaming industry. It’s pretty well written and I recommend reading it. Here is a brief synopsis – “Big corporation bad!”. […]

Filed Under: Editorial

Chuck Norris visits Cyrodiil (Oblivion)

April 9, 2006 by joshx0rfz

Chuck Norris in Elder Scrolls IV I know we are a bit inundated with Oblivion stuff, but this is hilarious.

Filed Under: Critical Bits, Video Games, YouTube Tuesday

If only I were as cool as…

April 4, 2006 by joshx0rfz

THIS FLY! Ripped off boingboing.net.

Filed Under: News, Web Meme

Enter Oblivion

April 3, 2006 by joshx0rfz

Enter Oblivion and welcome the dearth of posts it brings. Enter not 3rd person, you will realize how foolish and insipid your character looks when he moves! Fear the horse, for it is slow and unwieldy. Enter not 3rd person whilst riding upon thy horse, you will notice again how foolish and insipid your character […]

Filed Under: Reviews, Video Games

Hilarious comic book covers

March 1, 2006 by joshx0rfz

I don’t really give a damn about comics (I may be fired for saying that) but these are damn funny. Like Woah Let me clarify, I don’t give a damn about comic books unless they are made into a half-decent movie. -Josh

Filed Under: Comics

Hilarious Elite D&D documentary

January 28, 2006 by joshx0rfz

Link taken from /. Enjoy.

Filed Under: Board, Card, and Miniature Games, Critical Bits, Roleplaying Games

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  • joshx0rfz

    Josh was never born, he is, was and always will be. He is the solution to the Prime Mover dilemma. He plays video games entirely too much and his opinion to knowledge ratio is out of whack. Meaning, too much opinion, not enough knowledge.

    Email: josh.samuel@gmail.comWeb: https://critical-hits.com///?author_name=joshx0rfz

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