Nearly word-for-word, this is exactly how it happened. To this day I am uncertain as to what I heard in my friend’s voice that day, but I believe it was along the lines of unbridled terror. A primal fear that these feminine robots might actually have been sent back in time to end his life, […]
So Foxy It Hurts
Sure, he may not have any coils named after him, but he still gets a birthday! That’s right ladies (and guys?) that stellar specimen of sheer ruggedness and “hotter-then-the-f-ing-sun-itself” good looks turns 40 today. Most famous these days for his leading role as the confused, puppy-dog-esque, and “I’m going to tell Locke what he can’t […]
Holy crap, it's Neil Gaiman! part 2
As was mentioned before, a situation such as this is perhaps why it was better that we did not encounter the noble author. Having no real prior template to pull from, I have little doubt in my abilities to say extremely stupid things to very powerful people. Neil Gaiman, being an epic-level Author / Rockstar, […]
Holy Crap, It's Neil Gaiman!
Over a week ago, many of us went to Balticon as we tend to do every year. This year was different in many ways, however, not only due to the change in location but also the Guest of Honor. In many of the recent cons the GoH has been, shall I say, obscure. With the […]
The Complete Package
Combine stunning good looks, dangerously tight pants, one majorly suave haircut, and control over the best Starfleet ship, and you’ve got the hottest babe magnet this side of the galaxy. What more could you ask for in an individual?
The Blackest Stigma
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That Magical Time of the Year
It is around this time every year that all of the news reports from E3 and pre-E3 conferences begin to come out, filling gamers everywhere with euphoria as they wait and pray that their favorite games will actually come out before the same time next year. This year seems to be particularly hot and heavy […]
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
Back in 1997 Square released Final Fantasy VII for the original Playstation which was not only the first of the series to be rendered using 3d graphics, but it was also the first to leave the sumptuous womb of Nintendo consoles. It quickly became many players’ favorite of all Final Fantasies, and as with almost […]
Here's the Plan
That’s Plan with a capital ‘P’. In the grand heirarchy of schemes, this is the Pharoah King. Here’s the Plan: You are going to go to this site where you can sign up to win a Nintendo Sweepstakes to be the first consumer to play the Nintendo Revolution at E3. Yes, that means you get […]
Hilarity Ensues
This clip is simply too hilarious not to post on here. It’s a commercial for Firefox that is fane-made, which just shows how talented some people are outside of any particular business like marketing. The simplicity and retardedness are what make it really shine, but trust me, if you’ve ever used the internet (if you […]
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