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Maybe they can get Michael Bay to direct

May 22, 2008 by Dave

Joystiq notes that the Castlevania movie is now back on track (and is Uwe Boll free.) But that’s not the only video game adaptation coming from the same studio. No, they also have the PAC MAN license! Yes, the hottest video game license from the early 80’s could be coming to a screen near you. (No word on if it’ll incorporate the continuity from the TV show.)

Joystiq offered this (fake) pitch:

It’s the year 2185. Human life has been all but eradicated, and sole survivors scramble to collect resources in a labyrinthine cave of unknown secrets. Using their spherical harvesting pods, each team takes a turn gathering. But something goes horribly wrong as one expedition team gets trapped and is forced to finish its mission while running away from haunting memories of the past…

What would be your pitch for a Pac Man movie? Remember, Hollywood is thirsty for the next brilliant remake script!

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Dave "The Game" Chalker is the Editor-in-Chief and Co-Founder of Critical Hits. Since 2005, he has been bringing readers game news and advice, as well as editing nearly everything published here. He is the designer of the Origins Award-winning Get Bit!, a freelance designer and developer, son of a science fiction author, and a Master of Arts. He lives in MD with e and at least three dogs.

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  1. steve says

    May 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    When he awoke he was the last one alive, no memory of where he was from or who he was. Only the words “Planetary Alignment Consortum” oh his jacket are his only clues to get his life back, but is it a life he would want back?

    Follow this P.A.C. man as he navigates a maze of dark corners and ghostly characters as he tries to piece together what went wrong, and the discovers his true purpose.

  2. The Game says

    May 22, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    Awesome!

    I’m hoping our P.A.C. Man has to pop some pills at a crucial moment to defeat the ghosts that haunt him.

  3. steve says

    May 23, 2008 at 1:05 am

    take more pills pill head

  4. Bartoneus says

    May 23, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Wow, ummm, I kind of like that idea Steve. Now I want to see it made, GO!

  5. Sucilaria says

    May 23, 2008 at 11:55 am

    I’d like to see an entirely faithful adaptation. Let’s just watch the game being played on the big screen for 2 hours.

  6. steve says

    May 24, 2008 at 1:19 am

    theres only one thing I have to say to Suci’s idea…

    “waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka wakawaka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka ”

    you really want that for 2 hrs?!

  7. Sucilaria says

    May 24, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    as long as there’s a rousing soundtrack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    !!

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