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Ookay… what do they sell again?

May 3, 2008 by The Chatty DM

Found via Geeknews.

As far as I can make it, Wonderhowto.com is a genuine ‘How to’ video archive (with ads)…

Well no one will fault me for not meeting my PG-13 borderline R rated standards.

So I ask you… how un-believable is she?

I’m more inclined to believe other types of geek girls (note: That last link takes you to an adult service run by a gamer geek girl, other links from there are potentially NSFW, you’ve been warned).

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Filed Under: Geek Stuff, Musings of the Chatty DM Tagged With: Geek Sex

Comments

  1. Dave T. Game says

    May 3, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    And you might be able to find a hot girl in a comic shop.

    Dave T. Games last blog post..Chatty’s Review: Mario Kart Weeee!

  2. ChattyDM says

    May 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Awesome song!

    You mean like this Dave?

    http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp12272001.shtml

    I found my hot geek girl in a Speech Pathology lab… weirder things have happened.

    🙂

  3. Geek's Dream Girl says

    May 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Bigger boobs = less credibility 🙂 That’s my theory, at least.

    Geek’s Dream Girls last blog post..The Craigslist Experiment: The NEXT Half Hour

  4. ChattyDM says

    May 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    Unless you are a Superheroine e.

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsOfSteel

  5. ChattyDM says

    May 3, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Hey it’s the return of Side Boob!

  6. Dave T. Game says

    May 3, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    I’ll also plug Bartoneus’s article and comic about meeting his future wife:
    https://critical-hits.com//2006/07/25/theyll-never-understand/

  7. John Arcadian says

    May 3, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    Hmmmm . . . .

    yeah . . . .

    Okay . . .

    I can’t really see that doing anything but putting anyone off on the site a bit. It kind of, ok, REALLY insults the audience.

  8. ChattyDM says

    May 3, 2008 at 7:13 pm

    I really don’t understand it…

    Dig deeper and you’ll see her talking about the Matrix…

    “Oh, I need a man to code like Neo”

    Now I’m totally spending too much time on this ad (well there is cleavage but there’s better on the net) but I guess it actually goes like this:

    Hot chick plays D&D… I don’t… oh, here’s a site that’ll teach me how to, weee!

  9. Geek's Dream Girl says

    May 3, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    Last I checked, no guy started playing D&D because of the chicks.

    Maybe the other way around…. girls join D&D to hang with geeky/sexy guys? 🙂

    Geek’s Dream Girls last blog post..The Craigslist Experiment: The Fun Continues…

  10. Max says

    May 3, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    I was so distracted by the vacant, dull-witted voice, which is even now echoing in my ears, and so baffled by the straggly state of her hair, that I hardly noticed the cleavage.

    About as sexy as paste on bread.

    Maxs last blog post..In the Rage

  11. Lanir says

    May 4, 2008 at 6:52 am

    I think they sell prescription free anesthetics. My brain is numb after watching that.

  12. ChattyDM says

    May 4, 2008 at 8:04 am

    @e: Wait a minute… was that why girls tried to join my game when I was a teenager??? And there I was thinking they were genuinely interested in the game!!!! No wonder they fled when I got too intense about explaining the intricacies of the game…

    Thank god I matured and learned to keep my love life and D&D separated!

    @MAX: Unless it’s Bacon flavoured paste… 🙂

    Lanir: LOL! Watch a few hours of Xena to recover.

  13. Graham says

    May 4, 2008 at 10:22 am

    Thank god I matured and learned to keep my love life and D&D separated!

    Thank god I didn’t!

    Otherwise my wonderful geek fiancee wouldn’t also be my best player, most mechanically knowledgeable player, and the only current player with an interest in GMing themselves!

  14. Tala says

    May 4, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    Wow. She’s about as bright as a wet flame, isn’t she? That’s almost an insult to those of us geek girls who do play. I think I lost almost ten I.Q. points after watching that. I need to go read the DMG for awhile…

  15. ChattyDM says

    May 4, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    She’s just a bad actress with bad hair and an exposed pair.

    Ohhh I’m such the poet… I really need to go to bed.

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