Such Wondrous Dimensions

I really could not resist coming up with a few joke ideas for the RPG Superstar contest, the problem is that I’m also very interested in seriously entering but all I have spent time on is things like you see here.  It seems like some of the steps in this contest will be harder to judge then others, wondrous items seems fairly easy whereas the kinds of Countries that people will come up with kind of frightens me.  Villains and monsters again seem easier to judge then a single encounter or even the full adventure that is the final round.  I suppose the fact that there will be fewer and fewer submissions will help, but I’m skeptical as of now about how concrete their rating / reviewing system will be.  All of this also needs to take into consideration that there are three paizo judges as well as online voting, but I haven’t read thoroughly enough to know whether they’re doing a Dancing with the Stars style of rating (half judges / half votes on a 0-30 scale) or how its all going to play out.

With the Allspark as a Wondrous Item in D&D, I wonder if the autobots would transform into things along the line of castles, wagons, and the like whereas Megatron would turn into an arquebus and the rest of the Decepticons would become Da Vinci’s flying machine and other fantastical mechinations.  It’s a ridiculous idea, but just imagine a semi-truck driving through your favorite fantasy countryside and tell me what’s more ridiculous.  I was very surprised when I read the Transformers vs. G.I. Joe comic a few years back and they’d shifted the whole thing to a WW2 era and all of the transformers turned into old-school tanks and planes, that ended up being way kickass however it could have just been the sweet art by Jae Lee.