If you’ve ever got the hankering for some good food, but you’re concerned with running into a pirate in the restaurant, fear no more! Not at the Ninja New York restaurant! As their philosophy says, they provide “good service, NINJA WAY!” It looks like the atmosphere presented by this place is grade A – awesome, looking from the pictures like a mix between a fuedal japanese castle and dungeon. The site is full of excellent lines like, “the NINJA Staff, dressed in their familiar NINJA attire, will guide our guests to a pleasant time the NINJA WAY!”
Now, not all of my friends are Ninjas, but I’ve known a few in my time and they aren’t necessarily known for “pleasant time” abilities. A dart in the neck and a katana to the throat isn’t my idea of a fancy night out in the big city. This does take me back to The Game’s and my discussions for a Ninja sitcom about living in the modern world:
“You’re a real ultimate pain in the ass, Ninja!”
“The only flipping you’ll be doing is flipping burgers!”
“Ninja, will I ever see you again?” “No, I’m a Ninja…dumb ho…”
“Waiter! I think I found a poison-laced dart in my fo…” *thud*
(thanks to Hawk from Applegeeks for the link)
They serve tofu steak. We must go, now.
Um, if anyone wants to give me 120$, and plane tickets for me and Rich to go there.
But the Saizou sounds so good. I’m amazed that they have a whole 4 course veg meal with a dessert. I wonder which course the ninja assassinates you during.