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Newsflash!

October 26, 2006 by joshx0rfz

YourMomGoesToCollegeYour mom jokes are no longer funny!

And yes, I know my mom isn’t funny.

Feel free to comment!

Wikipedia contributes the following wisdom.

As can be seen, a clever use of the “your mom” format of the joke can defy this newsflash. A mechanical “your mom” response will from now on be seen as shitting out of your mouth.

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Comments

  1. Bartoneus says

    October 26, 2006 at 3:11 pm

    Nothing will ever stop “I ghost-rode your Mom last night…” from being funny.

    NOTHING.

    Plus I have to give it to wiki-pedia for the excellence:

    “Primates occupy an interesting ecological niche.”

    “I pri-mated with your mom’s ecological niche!”

  2. The Game says

    October 26, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    As Editor-In-Chief, I overrule your statement. But like all forms of art, there are good ones, and there are crappy, mechanical ones. Plus, like all artistic movement, there are also people who are going counter-culture by making deliberately bad your mom jokes (And has lead to the “John’s Mom” sub-genre.)

    In fact, by linking to the Wikipedia article, you’ve just exposed us to even more ones to use!

  3. Sucilaria says

    October 26, 2006 at 4:40 pm

    Your face is no longer funny.

  4. Abe says

    October 26, 2006 at 5:12 pm

    Well, your mom is rated E for … dangit Game

  5. drscotto says

    October 27, 2006 at 5:36 pm

    I mechanically sh** in your mom’s mouth last night.

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