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Federal Breast Investigator

April 21, 2006 by DarthCthulhu

This is both funny and sad at one time. A 76 year old man went door-to-door posing as a doctor and offering freee breast examinations. The man had some cahonies, but what is most jaw-droppingly amazing about this story is that at least two women agreed (and possibly more)!

One woman became suspicious when he asked her to strip down and proceeded to “examine” her without the use of gloves.

I’m just curious why you would agree to such a thing in the first place — doctors are not in the habit of going door-to-frickin’-door and giving their services away for free. Did he have an AMA card or something? Or maybe just one of those novelty ‘Breast Inspector’ ID cards? Did he even dress in a lab coat with a stethascope? Maybe the women just didn’t think anyone that old could still possibly get it up and get aroused. We may never know.

Look at the picture of this guy in that article. He has the look of a man who has been slapped with a fish. I wonder if he gets obsessive about his redline stapler and theatens to burn the dealership he works at?

The women were also not all that old, only in their 30s. These weren’t senile old biddies his own age that Philip Winikoff (yes, that’s his name) was targetting. He wanted some young naughty housewife meat.

Perverts are ageless!

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