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Best Misuse of Mathematical Construct!

February 1, 2006 by DarthCthulhu

I have discovered the best misuse of a mathematical concept ever. This is for all you math geeks out there, as well as anyone who likes juvenile humor.

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  1. joshx0rfz says

    February 1, 2006 at 11:38 pm

    I am mesmorized by the indivisibility of it’s poo.

  2. The Game says

    February 2, 2006 at 12:36 am

    Maybe a stupid question, but what does Prime Density mean?

    Poop poop poop!

  3. Bartoneus says

    February 2, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    From what I poop-ulated, a very painful and fibery method of calculation, it’s the number of primes already pooped divided by the current prime number being pooped. This gives you the Prime (poop) Density, also directly related to the amount of fiber eaten by Optimus Prime on any given day, which is never less then 43% of his daily diet, which consists entirely of unborn fetuses.

  4. spankleberry says

    February 3, 2006 at 1:00 am

    “one poop, indivisible, with liberty and…”

    um, does anyone know the square root of 69?

    as long as were taking mathmatics to the lowest common denomenator?

  5. Bartoneus says

    February 3, 2006 at 9:18 am

    “This bear’s poop is absolutely, unquestioningly indivisble by any means!” – Albert Einstein (may or may not have said this)

  6. joshx0rfz says

    February 3, 2006 at 10:50 am

    69^(1/2) = 8.306623963

  7. ochbad says

    February 4, 2006 at 7:46 am

    That algorithm totally doesn’t scale! Here is an interesting, totally approachable, page on finding prime numbers: http://www.troubleshooters.com/codecorn/primenumbers/primenumbers.htm

  8. DarthCthulhu says

    February 4, 2006 at 1:35 pm

    You dare suggest that the prime number poop is flawed in some manner?! HERESY!

  9. spankleberry says

    February 4, 2006 at 7:23 pm

    69^(1/2) = 8.306623963

    meh..

    8… something.

  10. joshx0rfz says

    February 7, 2006 at 4:00 pm

    My Prime Number Shitting Bear has attained the grand number 6964831, a prime density of 6.8%, and approximately 475000 prime numbers counted. This Deific Bear does seem to be full of shit.
    -Josh

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