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Haven't you always wanted to brag that you were a Mystic Theurge?

January 24, 2006 by Dave

Someone once said to me, “The way I vote for President is that I look at the two canidates and decide which of them would be a better wizard, because the skills required for wizard and president are very similar.” I guess that’s why Al Gore lost, because as we know from Futurama, he’s a 10th level Vice President who probably already had his levels maxed out. But anyway…

Now you can find out if you’re Wizardly material by taking the RPG Class Test.

I came up as a Wizard, but I don’t know how many different classes there are. My true class, Multiclass Swashbuckler/Sorcerer/Psion/Archmage was probably a bit too obscure. 🙂

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Dave "The Game" Chalker is the Editor-in-Chief and Co-Founder of Critical Hits. Since 2005, he has been bringing readers game news and advice, as well as editing nearly everything published here. He is the designer of the Origins Award-winning Get Bit!, a freelance designer and developer, son of a science fiction author, and a Master of Arts. He lives in MD with e and at least three dogs.

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  1. The O says

    January 24, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    Woot! I’m a “Smart Paladin”.

    ” Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the brains to keep you alive!)… You are a Smart Paladin!
    Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light. Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to meet sticky ends faster than you can say “rampaging red dragon.” Many people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up, overbearing, or self-righteous.
    Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you’re pretty smart. Which means that you’re more likely to fall into the “admired” category, rather than the “obnoxious” or “dead” categories.
    Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever one you are, just be happy that you?ve got the smarts to back it up and make it work.”

    ::Insert The Game claiming it is the “self-righteous jerk option”::

  2. The Game says

    January 24, 2006 at 8:36 pm

    I bet it’s the self-righteous jerk op…

    Ah, crap.

    …

    Make a reflex save.

  3. Elena99 says

    January 24, 2006 at 9:38 pm

    I feel like I should be insulted or something:

    You’re an NPC! (Non-Player Character)
    Sorry to say this, but you didn’t score high enough in any category to be assigned a class. Simply put: You have no class.
    But, hey, don’t take it too badly. After all, NPCs live much longer than adventurers! Just stay away from spell-slinging lunatics and hungry dragons and you’ll be fine!

  4. The Main Event says

    January 24, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    I’m a wizard.

  5. Bartoneus says

    January 25, 2006 at 7:43 am

    You’re the bastard love-child of Elminster and Drizzt Do’urden!
    You kick ass in the greatest of ways, and you’re the smartest mo-fo this side of the universe. Laying waste to whatever you choose, any woman can be yours, and your wang puts a storm-giant to shame.
    Your spellbook is sewn from the skin of a million kobold babies, and your weapons were forged through the sheer force of your amazing intellect.
    The only creature you have to fear is the almighty Food-mage, for his jerkies are delicious and quite savory.

  6. DarthCthulhu says

    January 25, 2006 at 9:10 am

    Apparently, I’m a grouchy Wizard.

    37% Combativeness, 13% Sneakiness, 85% Intellect, 16% Spirituality

    I’m probably Chaotic Evil, too.

  7. joshx0rfz says

    January 26, 2006 at 2:47 am

    Wow, I think Bartoneus comment needs to be quoted as possibly the nerdiest thing ever said. It’s true though, Food-Mage makes excellent jerkies.

  8. The Game says

    January 26, 2006 at 11:08 am

    You seem to have gotten some words mixed up. Allow me to correct them.

    “Wow, I think Bartoneus comment needs to be quoted as possibly the JERKIEST thing ever said. It’s true though, Food-Mages make excellent NERDS.”

  9. Bartoneus says

    January 26, 2006 at 5:59 pm

    You are The Game!

    You’ve scored lower then humanly possible on every single bracket! You even got negative 5% on intelligence! You’re so stupid! You must be like, stupider then dirt. Let’s not forget that you scored 500% on being a big-fat dork who loves him some DDR, plus you smell like poop all the time except when you smell like LOTS of poop. There’s no human expression phonetically capable of displaying what a sad piece of crap you are, way to go. Jerk.

    Arch-nemesis: The O and The Bastard Love-child of Elminster and Drizzt Do’urden.

    What an ass, seriously, biggest ass ever. You will never find a more wretched hive of ass and jerkiness.

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