A new era of technology has dawned. Since the introduction of video capability to the IPod, a gateway to darker and more sinister worlds has flung forth. Government scientists have already begun work on a program to allow satellite link-up with this amazing device, literally letting me check out my own ass wherever I go […]
Archives for 2005
Firefly Subsequently Serenity.
As soon as I saw her there just across from me in the tube, I immediately whipped it out and pointed it at her, heedless of doors that threatened to close on my precious appendage I was talking about my camera, of course.
Interweb LOTR goodness
First, for those of you who are fans of WoW and LotR, there’s this amusing animated gif. And for you sophisticates, there’s the 1940’s classic Lord of the Rings starring Humphrey Bogart. (Quicktime required) –Dave
Lost is the best show on television. Ever. No arguing. Shut up!
As recent, empirical, all-encompassing, and many other large-worded descriptors data proves, Lost is by far the best television show ever. The data to which I refer, of course, is the fact that I-tunes top 100 downloaded video list is dominated by the current season of Lost. As we all know quite well, I-tunes is basically […]
"Perhaps this is a passable day to die."
Star Wreck: The Pirkinning is a full length parody science fiction movie made entirely by some Finns and a lot of computers. It is a fan made film, but from the dead on computer generated ships, you might not know it until you actually saw the actors.
The Cheater
Why didn’t I write down everything in my notes? I could have meticulously recorded every bit of information I heard, and then I wouldn’t be in this situation at all. I peered upon golden rays of knowledge, brighter even then the sun itself, only to have them lost to me now.
OMGTBM
“In a discussion on a website about pushing comics to phones, someone suggested that ALL-STAR BATMAN could be redone with text-message dialogue: LOL R U A TARD IM TEH GD BATMAN” —Warren Ellis on his Bad Signal mailing list
You Could Have It So Much Better – Franz Ferdinand
Sometime around April of 2004 I began to find delight in listening to the radio again. Where once my ears were assaulted by racking vibrations, which ate away at your ear’s inner workings, there now was the occasional trumpeting of angels. Perhaps the real events were only slightly akin to those described above. One of […]
The Meeple Revolution has Begun!
First, they were studied extensively… And now, what once were considered harmless wooden citizens of a medeval French town have begun to invade. Beware, the meeples are coming! Who knows what effect Essen will have on these startling developments. –Dave
A 600 lb. Gorrilla
Poker has become a plague that is sweeping across the country. I can remember nigh over a year ago when barely anyone I knew wanted to play the game. CARDS? POKING? What is this ancient, non-computer based abomination?
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