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Find Your Secret Elvish and Hobbit Names

November 22, 2005 by DarthCthulhu

Something I discovered recently was a website that will generate your secret hobbit and elf name.

My secret Elven Name: Elwë Tulcakelumë
My secret Hobbit Name: Polo Danderfluff

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Comments

  1. Elena99 says

    November 22, 2005 at 5:46 am

    I used this to come up with names for a novel I was working on over the summer.

    Here’s mine:

    Secret Elven name: Lessien Ancalimë
    Secret Hobbit name: Camellia Knotwise of Michel Delving

  2. The O says

    November 22, 2005 at 11:48 am

    Secret Elven Name: Valandil Elensar
    Secret Hobbit Name: Mungo Hamwich of Buckleberry Fern

    Mmmmmm………hamwich…………::drools::

  3. The Game says

    November 22, 2005 at 11:50 am

    Hahaha, Danderfluff.

    Hobbit name: Drogo Boggy-Hillocks
    Elf name: Elrohir Amandil

  4. DarthCthulhu says

    November 22, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    Yeah, I know. Polo Danderfluff… I just get an image of a geasy guy with slicked back hair and a mustache in a polo shirt with bad dandriff.

    On the other hand, my Elvish name is pretty neat. It’s got umlauts! BOW BEFORE THE UMLAUTS, CRETINS!

  5. Bartoneus says

    November 22, 2005 at 1:56 pm

    Hobbitses: Till Bracegirdle of Nobottle
    Elf Name: Elessar Sindanárië

    Lonely halfling Till had no friends, being the only supporter of the “Nobottle” act in favor of prohibition. He later became Golum and simply assumed the old identity of Smeagol because even he was less hated then ol’sober Till.

    Aragorn’s got nothing on me, moron carried around a broken sword for the whole first book…

  6. Bill says

    May 8, 2007 at 1:24 pm

    I LIKE CHEESY NACHOS

  7. Ping Pong says

    June 1, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    it is really freaky!!!
    my hobbit name is Primula Deepdelver
    my elven name is Ireth Calaelen!!!

    it is the weirdest thing ever and are there really real elves that live among us today????

  8. boogers says

    June 5, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    My secret Elven Name: Elwë Tulcakelumë
    My secret Hobbit Name: Polo Danderfluff

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