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When you're a kid and you wanna go "Wii" (but you ain't got drugs yet)

April 27, 2006 by Dave

Breaking news! Announced this morning, the Revolution will not be televised! Instead, Nintendo has decided to name its next-gen console Wii.

And in other breaking news, we’ve hit 150 posts!


You can mosey over to the official Revolution/Wii website for Nintendo’s statement and some animated vowels. Gamasutra reports on a few more details about the system as a whole. And judging by Digg, alot of people think the name is stupid. I certainly won’t be swayed one way or another just because of a system’s name (unless the name was something like “Nintendo RacistOvertones” or “Sony Wifebeater.”) The name certainly isn’t “cool” by my estimation, and the 13 year old boy market probably won’t like it, but maybe Nintendo will do what they claim and bring in a whole new segment of the population into videogaming. Sounds good to me, but for me as a cynical gamer, it’ll be all about the software.

On the plus side, it does remind me of Gonads and Strife.

Oh, and as I said, we hit 150 posts! How are we doing? Anything you’d like to see? Please let us know!

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Dave "The Game" Chalker is the Editor-in-Chief and Co-Founder of Critical Hits. Since 2005, he has been bringing readers game news and advice, as well as editing nearly everything published here. He is the designer of the Origins Award-winning Get Bit!, a freelance designer and developer, son of a science fiction author, and a Master of Arts. He lives in MD with e and at least three dogs.

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  1. Bartoneus says

    April 27, 2006 at 7:24 pm

    I think it’s extremely clever marketing toward a wide variety of nations, cultures, and ages. Yes, many people will think it is stupid and many other bad things, but in the end it has more meaning and is more interesting then a simple name like “Revolution” or “360” or even “GameCube” and “Playstation”.

    It shouldn’t be surprising that Nintendo is going out on a metaphorical limb, giving their system a name that is both a title and a symbol at the same time. Much like Half-Life’s lambda symbol, or the X-Box’s X. It’s out there, but I would like to make the argument that it is out there in a -good- way.

  2. The Main Event says

    April 28, 2006 at 11:50 am

    http://wiiwillrockyou.ytmnd.com/

  3. The O says

    May 1, 2006 at 12:27 am

    For those of you who don’t read Penny Arcade, or who haven’t seen this yet, you should.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic

    This link goes to their most current comic, so in a day or so it won’t be the same comic. Just go back a couple strips and you’ll find it. It’s called “Whence Wii”. Enjoy.

  4. The Game says

    May 2, 2006 at 12:06 am

    Wil Wheaton comments along similar lines:
    http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbackup/2006/05/consoles_and_st.html

    Gah, he made a much better reference with his post title, consarnit.

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