No real connection to gaming… I just thought it was hilarious. Found at the Directory of Wonderful Things.
About Dave
Dave "The Game" Chalker is the Editor-in-Chief and Co-Founder of Critical Hits. Since 2005, he has been bringing readers game news and advice, as well as editing nearly everything published here. He is the designer of the Origins Award-winning Get Bit!, a freelance designer and developer, son of a science fiction author, and a Master of Arts. He lives in MD with e and at least three dogs.
*sigh*…
I’m going to miss 3.5’s grappling system…
Grapple a lot of evil floating heads, did you? Initiating attacks of opportunity, which when missed, allowed you to make a touch attack, and then an opposed grapple check?
Nah…just a reference to how sometimes one grows attached to scary/annoying things in life…
It all makes sense now!
I also wanted to prove that I knew the rules.