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Powered by dark science and dark magic alike, he is nonetheless afraid of spoons. Josh covers tech news and over the top rants.
Federal Breast Investigator
This is both funny and sad at one time. A 76 year old man went door-to-door posing as a doctor and offering freee breast examinations. The man had some cahonies, but what is most jaw-droppingly amazing about this story is that at least two women agreed (and possibly more)! [Read the rest of this article]
A Mystery of the Universe Revealed!
Yes, we finally have a scientific answer to that age-old question, what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
The article is actually rather old, having been created in 2003, but it is still an excellent scientific jaunt into the world of avian airspeeds.
For those not wanting to read the article, swallows (both the African and European varieties) have surprisingly efficent flight dynamics meaning they, on average, go about 11 meters a second or about 24 miles an hour, unlaiden.
Take THAT, Bridgekeeper/Old Man From Scene 24!
WoW: Assholes on Parade
Imagine, if you will, this: a well known World of Warcraft player dies, so the members of his Guild or whatever log in his character, get together by a beach, and pay their respects to the dearly departed. Now imagine that a rival Guild decides this would be an awesome opportunity to wipe out said guild, including the dead player’s character. Now imagine that they film it and put it up on the Internet as a testament to their complete assholery.
This is the result.
Hell is other people, especially in MMORPGs. Yet another reason never to ever, ever play them.
Oh… and their “production” company? Is called “Women Shouldn’t Vote Productions.” That’s exactly the kind of progressive attitude one should expect from these advertisements for post-natal abortion.
Prison Camps Not Just for Scientologists Any More!
Holy crap, is this documentry on so-called WWASP camps hideously disturbing.
The documentary is very well done, though of course it betrays its bias (the evil music during the times when the talking heads of the WWASP speak is particularly amusing). I’m inclined to believe this at face value, however; it’s far, far too similiar to the way Scientologists operate for it not to be true. Damned Mormons.
At the very least, even if you don’t believe that these sick bastards are basically running a concetration camp for teenagers, you should be offended by their corporate shennanigans regarding trying to silence 1st Amendment Rights.
The P.U.R.E. website has more.
And people wonder why I’m distrustful of religion.
South Dakota and the Idiots It Breeds
A hilarious article that does an excellent job pointing out the flaws and hipocracy of those idiotic Pro Lifers. It comes with an amazing set of links in the article that illustrate it well (especially the whole ‘Pro Life Protesters show up in abortion clinics’ article). Defintely worth a read.
You've Got Questions, He's Got Ninja Answers
Ask a Ninja. You know you want to.
"Bitch, get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!"
Check out this wonderful list of “Wifely Expectations” from a guy in Iowa who kidnapped his wife.
My personal favorite bits here is the part at the end stating that “this is not a contract”, despite requiring the signature of his wife and the requirement regarding taking naughty photos of “sets no less than five”. There’s even a 20 picture quota for the month!
Hilarity. And you just KNOW someone’s going to read this and think it’s a great idea. I can’t wait until there are court cases involving sex contracts.
Elder Scrolls IV Now Gold!
According to Gamespot, Oblivion has finally gone gold!
I think I speak for everyone everywhere (well, everyone who isn’t a ninny) when I say: WOOOO!
Of course, we should wait for confirmation from a certain architect who works in the same building as Bethesda Softworks. But still… WOOOHOO!
Chamberlin! Stop Your Whining!
After over twenty years, Jim Henson Productions has given the go-ahead to make a sequel to The Dark Crystal. Interestingly, the production will be directed by none other than Genndy Tartakovsky, known for his Cartoon Network work on Dexter’s Laboratory, Samurai Jack, and of course the Star Wars: Clone Wars animated series.
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