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Last Day for the One Page Dungeon Contest (for Real)!

As Chgowiz says on his website this morning:

We have a plan and we have a clear, unambiguous, well thought out deadline!

Today is the last day to send us your One page dungeons. Your entries need to hit our email box at onepage@chattydm.net BEFORE 8.00am – Eastern Time – US tomorrow (May 21st, 2009)!  After that it’s over and we’re going to shutter ourselves away to start judging these babies.

We’ve got about 100 entries so far, making this a success beyond belief (and that’s not counting the revisions we got)!

Have you sent yours yet or are you one of those last minute, performs-best-under-pressure types?

Well this is the eleventh hour!  Hurry and send it if you haven’t already!

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Primal/Within Chronicles: Election Day, Part Two

owlbearSee part 1 here.

Morning Plenary

The second scene of the evening was a plenary where the voters and candidates mingled during a luxurious breakfast set in a specially-built area of Delve #57.  The PCs were there as all other security and support staff.

For the next 45-60 minutes, I let my players play out the scene as they saw fit.  My notes were really simple, each candidate (and their aides) had the following ‘stats’ prepared:

  • Name and appearance
  • What they’ll tell PC
  • What they know and might share if PC roleplay it out
  • A secret they wont reveal unless circumstances forces them to do so (but that other NPCa may decide to share).

So depending on how the PCs approached a given NPC, they got some bits of info about the candidate’s plans for the day and/or some juicy bits of rumours/gossip about the others. [Read the rest of this article]

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Chatty Bits: Deadlands Ideas

(This discussion actually happened, I have edited some part to make it into a better story)

As I was planning my bi-monthly game, my IM chat windows pops up.

RFJ: Question for you Ô chatty one.

Chatty: I’ll try to answer Ô (name censored for security purposes)

RFJ: Many thanks. If you are a voodoo wieldin’ rail baron that’s running tight on cash how do you go about getting your hands on some?

Chatty (Feeling smartass): You start a temporal timeshare on a transdimensional vacation train. Since it exists everywhere in the continuum, you have unlimited locative space.  And you can always shovel the overheads to some other dimension’s version of your Baron

RFJ: Err,  it’s for Deadlands, btw.

(I don’t know much about that game, but I do know the history of the far west so what the hell)

Chatty DM: Ah…Damn… If your Baron yields Voodoo powers, have him curse the war-bound husbands of wealthy families.  Then have Baron Samedi blackmail the wives to alleviate the effects of said curses.  Better?

RFJ: Awesome. Per usual, you are a font of genius. (No editting here, honest!)

Chatty:A nd if you are truly evil, the curse only makes the men slightly weaker than usual. Then have your Baron you actually sell charms to the wives to to make their husbands stronger!  Hence you create a growing and loyal customer base to exploit on the long run.

Chatty: And get the guy from Sham Wow to be your baron’s sidekick!

RFJ: Sham Wow, oh man!

Chatty: That’s pure NPC material, waiting to be exploited.

RFJ: True. Vince Shlomi is his name. How awesome is that name?

Chatty: Yeah, totally… and make him a leech in your game… your players will love it!

RFJ: Thanks Ô chatty one

Chatty: Anytime… as payment I may turn this chat into a blogpost some day .

RFJ: Feel free! Look forward to seeing it.

I love doing that!  If I could make a job out of it I’d do this all day long :)   Feel free to drop in on me. I’m phil.a.menard on Gtalk.

Have a good one!

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The Contrary Opinion – J.J. Abram's Star Trek (With Spoilers!)

If one takes the glowing reviews of J.J. Abram’s Star Trek as a representative sample of the populace, most people love this movie. I am not most people.
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Inq. of the Week: Age of Roleplaying?

1st_ed_dndI don’t think anyone is that surprised by the results of last week’s poll, asking people to choose their two favorite Star Trek movies.  J.J. Abrams recent entry into the franchise came out in the lead with 60% of the votes, with second place predictibly going to The Wrath of Khan at 53%.  First Contact was in third place with 22% followed by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country at 14% and Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home at 12%.  I am actually surprised that the TNG movies aren’t as enjoyed as the original series movies, but that’s probably because I grew up with TNG and not the original.  Thankfully it looks like many people are quite happy with the reboot of the original franchise and hopefully any future installments will be even better.

This week I’ve been thinking about something that I don’t believe we have touched on yet, and that’s at what age people start playing RPGs.  I’ve heard from quite a few people that are new to D&D with 4th edition from various ages, but even just yesterday I ran my D&D game with a player who had not played since 2nd edition many years ago and is now trying it out again.  So with that in mind, tell us:

At what age did you start playing tabletop RPGs?

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We’d love to hear what year exactly you started in also, and which game it was that started you out in roleplaying, in the comments!

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Primal/Within Chronicles: Election Day, Part One

hobgoblinsPreviously in Phil’s game:

Our Heroes fought some undead captives charged with protecting the Font of Sorrows.  Later, Spurt the Silvered Bulette found them and they managed to subdued it.  Exploring the water temple chaos further, they discovered a passage to the High Priest’s crypt where they fought a giant undead tree and a pair of acid elemental sharks.

I don’t know about you but once in a blue moon, the stars align themselves and we get THE perfect RPG session.   Last Friday’s game was, bar none, the best D&D 4e session I DMed since it was published a year ago.  It showed me that it was entirely possible, even easy, to weave combat encounters with strong story elements and roleplaying.

Dramatis Persona

Party Level: 8

Jaiel (Yan): Female Deva Avenger. Tightly bound to the City and its mission

Dworkin (Franky): Dwarven Shaman.  Present to help the City fight the Dingeon

Usul (Mike): Elven Invoker of Kord. Present to support the Divine forces protecting the City Within

Corwin: (Math): Halfling Sorcerer. Arrived by accident, stayed because it’s fun.

Rocco la Muerte: Halfling Rogue. Surface champion come to help the city fight the Dungeon.

Fangs: Longtooth Shifter Warden.  Suffers from Amnesia, joined Jaiel’s adventuring group while working out who he is.

Info Dump warning!

As I mentioned in earlier posts on the blog, I had prepped for a more cerebral session, setting the adventure in the City around the concept of an election.  When I told my friends,over email, about my plans, they shared their worries that they might be too tired to spend an evening doing a roleplay heavy session.

That worried me a bit, and I changed a few things in the adventure to weave plenty of action in the story.

Turns out that the players weren’t too tired after all and that all the ingredients for a good game were there.

The game started with me giving the players some setting info.  I wanted to set the stage for the adventure and that needed a short info dump.  I explained how a Nexus of divine energy, not-unlike a sun, was found at the center of the city, anchoring the city’s existance within the Dungeon and protecting it against the Dungeon.  I also explained that this Nexus was what kept the Primordial imprisoned in the middle of the Primal Dungeon, which spark an interesting discussion about the Nexus ‘wasting’ energy protecting the City, which I rapidly noted down.

After that, I informed all players that they had been granted houses (for free) in the City’s newest burg: Lower Delve #57.

Franky: Lower Delve #57? This feels like a city in a post -apocalyptic game.

He’s not far from the truth.

Security!

The PCs were invited to meet with one Jarl Boten, a hobgoblin Warlord of some renown in the City.  Jarl runs the Crimson Claws, a mercenary outfit of excellent repute that operates in the nearby Underdark.  While a neutral organization, the Claws have recently been taking more contracts from the city.

Jarl explained to the PCs that his outfit had been awarded the contract of handling all security issues of the upcoming election for the council representative of Lower Delve #57.  That elected representative would be in charge of shaping the function of that new burg and oversee its development over the next 10  years.

In the evening’s second info dump, he explained how elections worked in the City Within:

  • 200 voters are randomly chosen by the central government.  Voting in the City is like jury duty in our democracies, you have to go if chosen.
  • The campaign and the election is a one day process (once again, thanks to reader BradG for the idea).
  • All voters and candidate participate in a convention where each candidates gets to present their plans for the burg and voting occurs after the last debate of the evening.

The PCs job was dead simple, they had to make sure none of the candidates died.

Party: But why do you need us?

Jarl: Let’s just say that I’ve got access to some info that indicates that the threat level to the candidates and voters is going to be  above and beyond what my current resources can deal with.

Jarl offered payment of 13 000 gp if all 4 candidates made it alive.

D&D 4e reward decision: I had initially combined 2 monetary treasure parcel and a high level magic Item as final payment. But I realized that I could just give the value of the item in gold and create a much larger gold piece reward.  I changed this on the fly and it made the goal of protecting the candidate seem that much important, 13 000 gp being, by far, the largest amount of gold the PCs have had to deal with since the start of the campaign.

I knew that I had my players hooked when they started discussing security measures to take for the coming election.  When I sensed that they were veering toward fine detail planning, I intervened with a bit of improv:

Jarl Boten: You guys don’t have to sweat the small stuff like checking food and frisking voters, I’ll have personnel there to do that.  I want you around to mingle with the candidates and be ready to react when the really nasty stuff will happen.

Party: How will we know when the nasty stuff will happen (they were getting curious about Jarl’s apparent knowledge of future events)

Jarl: I honestly don’t know (confirmed by PC insight roll), I have scryers helping me plan my (airquotes) buisness strategy (/airquotes).  I can promise you that you’ll know when it happens.

Franky: Hey guys, did you hear that plopping sound?  I think someone threw a rock in the nearby puddle, we should investigate!

Chatty DM: Har har har!

The PCs accepted the job. Yay!

DM Aside: I’ve said time and again that my players are docile in terms of catching the plot hooks I throw.  Since we discuss the upcoming adventures in advance, we’ve been able to avoid the dreaded “But my PC doesn’t want to do this!” that many gaming groups are plagued with. Thanks guys!

We concluded the scene with Jarl presenting each candidates and the faction the City faction they represented:

  • Jevika Sarn-Mors: Very charismatic thiefling middle-aged woman of a Noble House of traders and bankers.  Think Meryl Streep  in  The Devil Wears Prada/101 Dalmatians… with hooves and horns. She wants to create a new commercial district and tas haven for new trading and manufacturing companies.
  • Garn Petraliak: Retired Goliath Gladiator of the entertainment mogul Oscaliath family, think The Rock meets Jesse Ventura.  Wants to build a sports/entertainment district with new martial schools, stadiums, theaters, barracks and a revolutionary Dungeon-Crawling gladiator arena.
  • Kelian Dawnchaser: Running for a Oscaliath competitor faction: The Alrenko family.  Wants to develop low-cost housing and extend the city’s agricultural industry.  Kelian featured in the last adventure.
  • Radik Whiteblade: Elven Druid of the newly politically active Preservers faction.  Wants to revert the burg to a mostly wild state (parks, low impact housing, protected areas, etc) and stop the frenzied building of the city.

Thus, we were ready for to the ‘Election Day’

Image Credit: Claudio Pozas (Pozas Art Pack vol. 2: Hobgoblins”, from Expeditious Retreat Press)

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ChattyDM.net domain hacked

A few days ago, my domain (chattydm,net) was hacked.

This attack injected hidden ads in the header of most of the websites I run/share on this domain, including Critical-hits and the RPG Bloggers Network’s forum.  This was most likely done by a hostile script that Corrupted all our php scripts by inserting encrypted data in them.

I’m convinced that this hacking is not infectious, we think its a hostile script that was uploaded to the server hosting our domain.

So while we look for the solution, we may decide to put all our site down until resolved in order to avoid getting blacklisted by Google and give us time to scrub our websites clean.

We’ll let you know.

Thanks.

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Monster Manual 2 – In Depth #2

poddemon_imageMonster Manual 2 – In Depth #1
Monster Manual 2 – In Depth #2
Monster Manual 2 – In Depth #3
Monster Manual 2 – In Depth #4
Monster Manual 2 – In Depth #5 (coming soon)

Demon - The demons get an excellent group of additions in this book.  The Abyssal Eviscerator (lvl 14 brute), Abyssal Rotfiend (lvl 26 controller), Bebelith (lvl 18 solo brute), Bloodseep Demon (lvl 7 skirmisher-leader), Dretch (lvl 2 brute), Gnaw Demon (lvl 5 skirmisher), Kazrith (lvl 20 lurker), Needle Demon (lvl 12 controller), Neldrazu (lvl 8 lurker), Nycademon (lvl 22 skirmisher), Pod Demon (lvl 15 elite artillery), Runespiral Demon (lvl 5 artillery & lvl 12 artillery), Rupture Demon (lvl 5 minion soldier), and Yochlol Tempter (lvl 17 controller).  Of note out of these is the Pod Demon which promises an exciting encounter with spawned pods blowing up and flanking all around and the Bebelith that causes your armor to reduce throughout the encounter.  Probably the best expanded monster from the first MM.

Deva - With the introduction of the Deva as a playable race, we also have their antagonistic counterparts.  They promise to be all-around tough adversaries no matter what, with the Knight-Errant and Zealot in the paragon tier and the Deva Fallen Star as an astounding level 26 artillery monster.  The Fallen Star is a spellcasting Deva that can make you forget your spells (only using basic attacks or at-wills) or manipulating fate to add or subtract 1d8 from die rolls.

Devil - The Devils are not as expanded as their adversaries the Demons, but we do see some familiar faces making a return.  The Erinyes is an armored soldier in the paragon tier that bolsters its allies, while the Gorechain Devil has an aura of grasping chains that stops non-dextrous creatures from exiting it!  Others include the Assassin Devil, Infernal Armor Animus, Misfortune Devil, Shocktroop Devil, and Withering Devil.  Almost all of them sit in the mid-paragon tier except for the Animus which is a level 3 minion soldier. [Read the rest of this article]

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Review: "The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena" (Xbox 360)

riddick-magazine-cover-1We last found our hero, Space Vin Diesel, breaking out of a….

Yeah… I have no idea.

You see, I never watched any of the Riddick flicks nor did I ever play the Butcher Bay game from the last console cycle. Let’s be honest, most of you haven’t either. I guess I was too busy being disappointed by The Matrix sequels earlier this decade to have ever bothered with this sci-fi property. Still…

I was minding my own business the other day, see? I’m in my kitchen playing Retro Game Challenge for the DS (Micro-sized Review: BAAAWWWWEESOME!), and there at the door is a package for me. But wait: it gets better. In this package is a FREE VIDEO GAME inside of it… FOR ME!

I smell it a little bit to check for poisonous materials. I poke it to check if it’s some sort of secretly disguised explosive material. Surely this is the terrorists trying to win. Nope, just a video game with a note attached. Maybe someone I moderately care for has a ransom over their head? Wrong again. All they want me to do is give my opinion. A free game for a mere opinion?! You want the guy who, just the other day, was debating with friends which Cereal Mascot would be the best villain in a Mega Man game to sway minds? Buh-okay! I can clackety-clack out some read-a-ma-bobs for the price of a video game ($44.87 according to Wal-Mart’s always low-price guarantee!) [Read the rest of this article]

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Critical Bits for the week ending 2009-05-16

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