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YouTube of the Week: Actione! Velocita! Goblin! Edition

Italian Spiderman. Every place I’ve seen it have said that the “full film” is being released May 22. I have no idea what it is going to be, but hey, the trailer’s funny!

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6 Responses to “YouTube of the Week: Actione! Velocita! Goblin! Edition”
  1. Original Sultan says:

    This would probably be funnier if I could speak Italian.

  2. Hey girl! Lick my balls! (laughs)
    *spider-PUNCH!*
    Respect the pretty lady!
    Oh, thank you Spiderman!
    Shut your mouth, pussycat. (something something macchiato, rondonte)…

    I speak rudimentary italian…

  3. wheeler says:

    lick my balls? how is ‘che bella melone’ lick my balls? its ‘beautiful melons!’ man…

  4. My eyes! They are bleeding!

  5. Reverend Mike says:

    Lol…once again, very rudimentary italian, 3 years ago…that and only watching it once through may have caused my to miss some syllables…if only melone didn’t sound so much like cahone…

  6. The Game says:

    First episode is up (and it has subtitles.) Apparently unlike American Spiderman, Italian Spiderman uses a shotgun and rides a motorcycle.