HUGEMONGOUS NEWS ABOUT ZELDA
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Pssh. Apparently not all my writers got the memo. This has NOTHING to do with Celebrity Gossip, Canadian Politics, or Stock Tips! Get me a scoop in one of those areas, or you’re fired! None of this Zelda stuff!
Is it still an April Fools joke when *we* link to it?
o.O
I about cried…this just can’t be done well…