"Nice dice you've got here… shame if something should happen to them"
Arrr, ENWorld be reporting that invitations are going out to playtest D&D4e to any soul brave enough to have signed up for their message boards. We on the good ship Critical Hits say that if WotC knows what’s good for ‘em, they’ll be sending an invitation our way. They are Wizards of the Coast, after all, and having a coast makes it easy to board their offices, plunder any treasure we might need, and make some game designers walk the plank. Just sayin’…
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Shiver me timber! It seems I be excluded by the wholesome goodness of 4e because I happen to live in the frigid North!
What are NDA’s anyway? ‘No Don’t Ask?’. ‘Need Additional Aboleth’s'? (I be kiddin’ I signed a ton of these in me real life).
Northern Dungeonmasters Angry!
“No Dregs Allowed” says WotC.
Ninety Demons Attack.
(arrr, it almost be an NDA haiku)
Yar I say we send Cpt Winky and his band of unruly butt pirates against thems!
yarr…what? I only get to use that there statement about once every year..leave me be.. yarr
So it’s come to this? There be beta-tests fer table top systems…the end be nigh!
Yarr, even the great pirate Gygax did a little thing called playtesting… none of this “beta” hornswaggle.