Comments on: "Bitch, get in the kitchen and bake me a pie!" http://critical-hits.com/2006/03/11/bitch-get-in-the-kitchen-and-bake-me-a-pie/ The Journal of Gamer Culture Tue, 22 May 2012 17:14:11 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: drscotto http://critical-hits.com/2006/03/11/bitch-get-in-the-kitchen-and-bake-me-a-pie/#comment-58116 drscotto Mon, 13 Mar 2006 22:57:05 +0000 http://www.critical-hits.com/?p=137#comment-58116 <i>I</i> think it is a <i>great</i> idea! I mean, he totally got this all wrong, but the idea of having a woman sign a contract seems novel to me. Why hasn't this been done before? First, let's get rid of all the sex b.s. because that's sick, perverted, disgusting, hot, what have you.... Next, let's change it so the penalities are things like cooking, taking the HUSBAND out to dinner, etc. and the perks are receiving these things from the husband. Finally, write the contract in a way that makes all the pet peeves of the one you love (or the one you are with) be considered a breech. If they breech the contract, you get stuff. If they do NOT breech the contract, you'll no longer have any annoying qualities to endure. Wala. Brilliant. Well.... or.... not. :) I think it is a great idea! I mean, he totally got this all wrong, but the idea of having a woman sign a contract seems novel to me. Why hasn’t this been done before?

First, let’s get rid of all the sex b.s. because that’s sick, perverted, disgusting, hot, what have you….

Next, let’s change it so the penalities are things like cooking, taking the HUSBAND out to dinner, etc. and the perks are receiving these things from the husband.

Finally, write the contract in a way that makes all the pet peeves of the one you love (or the one you are with) be considered a breech. If they breech the contract, you get stuff. If they do NOT breech the contract, you’ll no longer have any annoying qualities to endure. Wala.

Brilliant.

Well…. or…. not. :)

]]> By: The Game http://critical-hits.com/2006/03/11/bitch-get-in-the-kitchen-and-bake-me-a-pie/#comment-58115 The Game Sat, 11 Mar 2006 19:17:18 +0000 http://www.critical-hits.com/?p=137#comment-58115 What a sick asshole... But his typography is excellent. Good font choices. What a sick asshole…

But his typography is excellent. Good font choices.

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